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 Becoming Famous, in a few easy steps.


 Fame, to be known by so many people that it just isnt funny.  This can be 
 both a blessing and a curse.  I thought i would write this self help phile
 for those of you out there who would like to advance themselves in society.

 Gaining fame>

 There are many ways you could go about becoming famous.  Ill list a few 
 of what i think are the best ways.


 1>  Blow up a fedral building, killing a hundred or so people, and then
     get pulled over for having no plates.  This method has been tested
     and is known to work.  However, you may dislike the fact that your
     fame is the kind that causes people to want to see your bowels 
     stretched across a football field.


 2>  Eat a whole lot of people, and store the leftovers in your fridge.
     Invite a police officer over for brunch.


 3>  Learn to fly.  Start practicing off of the top of large commercial 
     structurtes.  The sears tower, the empire state building, etc...


 4>  Hijack an airliner, have them land at disney world.


 5>  Go to oaklahoma city, blow up the side of the building McVeigh missed.
     (you know, the side with the feds on it)

 6>  Fly a small aircraft into the white house.

 7>  Start a grunge band and tell everyoe you are from seattle. Once the
     Money sex and drugs are just too much for you to handle, blow your
     brains out. 


 8>  IF you are female, cut your boyfriends dick off, and throw it in 
     a field.   if your male.. well, you could convince your girlfriend
     to cut your dick off.   Hey it worked for the bobbits.


 9>  Shoot the president.  


 10>  Claim you are Jesus christ ( or one of his pals ) ad barricade 
      your friends and yourself in a small church with rifles.  Yell alot
      and talk a bunch of shit about the ATF.   Youllbe famous before you
      know it. 




   Well, this has been a mildly stupid text.  But i hope it has entertained 
   few of you.  Keep your eyes open in the future for more DSP self 
   improvement texts.


      -iNFiNiTY-
