AND I HAVE SOME VERY NASTY PROOF!
ONE OF HIS RELATIVES (BUFFORD) HAS BEEN SINGING THIS ONE 
LATELY!

KIDS (EXCITED)  "YES BARNEY, YES BARNEY, LET'S SING 'I LOVE YOU' "

BUFFORD (BREAKS INTO SONG)
		VS. 1	I WANT YOU
			YOU WANT ME.
			LET'S PLAY WITH EACH OTHER'S PEE PEE

			SO BEND OVER NOW,
			AND I'LL SCREW YOU UP THE REAR.
			THEN I'LL HOLLER AND I'LL CHEER.

		VS. 2	I WANT YOU 
			YOU WANT ME.
			LET'S PLAY WITH EACH OTHER'S PEE PEE.

			NOW GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
			AND I'LL SCREW YOU UP THE ASS.
			AND HOPE THAT YOU DON'T PASS GAS.

		VS. 3	I WANT YOU
			YOU WANT ME
			LET'S TOUCH EACH OTHERS PEE PEE

			SO LAY DOWN ON THE BED
			AND UP YOUR HOLE I'LL GO
			AND, LIKE MAD, I'LL GROW AND  GROW	

		VS. 4	I WANT  YOU
			THIS IS TRUE
			LET ME SCREW YOU 'TIL WE'RE BLUE

			I CAN WAIT NO MORE
			I THINK I'M GONNA BLOW
			JUST LIKE A BIG VOLCANO

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If it's purple, shoot it, burn it, grind it up and feed it to the.....
well no not the dog, Lassie hates B'harny also.
I know, put him on a rocket bound for the sun!!!!
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YEEEEEEECH!!!!!  That is a sick one.