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                  |  Poisons, Launchers, and Bombs!  |
                  |   Credit where credit is due!    |
                  |         Be REAL careful!         |
                  |          Compilation #1          |
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I. Poisons

   A.
                          How to make CYANIDE
                               by Forkboy


     Yes, boys and girls, after 5 hours in the library I figured
     out how to make cyanide.  Yes, the UNTRACEABLE only-takes-
     two-grains poison.  I wouldn't reccomend you doing this,
     becasue if you breath this shit, it may kill you.  But, I
     know someone is crazy enough to be a killer, so I will tell
     you how.

     What you need:

       1 apricot
       1 Pliers
       1 Vice
       1 Hammer
       1 Cloth
       1 Microwave (optional)
       1 Gasmask

     How to make it:

       1) Eat the apricot.
       2) Do anything necessary to break open that fucking apricot
          seed!  It's hard, but be careful not to damage the
          contents.
       3) Put on your gas mask for safety's sake.
       4) See that meat inside?  THAT contains our deadly cyanide.
          In large quanities, that meat can kill.  But, we will
          speed up the process.
       5) Using your finger, scrape all the meat out.  Spread it out
          on a cloth.  The best method is to let it sit outside and
          dry.  But, if you're in a hurry, you can nuke it until
          it's dry.

      Whala!  You have a substance that's about 35% cyanide.
       Since it only take 2 grains to kill someone, this little bit
       can put someone out.  The reason we have to dry it is becasue
       there is too much moisture in it.  When we take it out, we
       have an isolated poison.  Have fun.                       

    B.   
   
        How to kill a dog or a cat with just 1 tsp. of poison
                             BY FORKBOY


        What you need:
            1 Radiator coolant (the shit you put in your car)
              container

        Yeah, it's that easy.  My truck had a real bad coolant leak.
         It created a big puddle out in the street.  Coolant tastes
         super sweet, and is extremely appealing to animals.  Taste it
         for yourself - just don't swallow it.  There was a dead dog 5
         feet away.  I was amazed!  To verify it, I called the poison
         control center, and sure enough, 1 teaspoon will kill a small
         animal.  I'll bet you can pour a little in someones soda, and
         they won't even know 'cos it's so sweet.  And when they
         die... muhahahahaha....

           !!This file is meant for entertainment purposes only!!

II. Launchers
    
    B.

               How to make a tennis-ball projectile launcher
                                 BY FORKBOY

         What you need:
              3 Cambells soup cans
              1 Can opener
              1 Duct tape
              1 Butane lighter fluid (the kind used in lighters)
              1 Drill
              1 A wick or some heating device
              1 Tennis ball
              1 Gas (optional)

         How to make it...

           1) Open both sides to two cans, but only one side to one can.
           2) Empty the contents out.
           3) Duct tape all the cans togther real good.
           4) Drill a hole in the bottom of the last can. Don't make it
              real big, but not too small either,
           5) Pour a substantial amount of lighter fluid down the hole.
              Just use your own judgement on how much to put in.  If you
              don't put enough in, the ball won't travel very far.  But,
              if you put too much in, it might blow up in your face.
           6) Put the tennis ball down the barrel.
           7) Prop up the cannon on something.  Aim it at about a 45 degree
              angle.
           8) Insert heating device.
           9) Light, and step back.

       The tennis ball will travel up to one mile.  BE real careful
        with this one, becasue you can kill someone at close range
        with this bastard.  But, I know someone is crazy enough to be
        a killer out there, so I'll tell you how to kill someone with
        this.

           1) Soak the ball in gas overnight.
           2) Follow steps 1-9.
           3) Get some safety glasses.
           4) Mount it on your shoulder so you can aim.
           5) Light.

       When the ball hits, it will douse the victim in gas, and
        engulfing them in flames.  If you aim for the head, the
        impact will be so great he will probably be knocked out.  If
        you really want to fuck 'em up, aim for the nose.  The bone
        fragments will probably be shoved into their brain, casuing
        intense pain.  As far as the launcher, I wouldn't worry about
        launching it off my shoulder.  I do it all the time, and
        There really isn't much to worry about.  Just be careful...    

III. Bombs

                   +-----------------------------------+
                   | WRITEN BY GODS TESTED BY TESTED   |
                   | BY TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   |
                   | CAUTION!!!!!! THIS FUCKER BLOWS   |
                   | HARD                              |
                   +-----------------------------------+

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 |    NEED!!!!!!!                                          |
 | 1: 2 LITTER BOTTLE                                      |
 | 2: MURIATIC ACID.  THE KIND YOU PUT IN YOUR POOL OR SPA |
 | 3: FOIL                                                 |
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   1: PUT THE LITEER BOTTLE UNDER THE GROUND OR SURFACE EITHER ONE(THE SURFACE
      BLOWS LOUDER AND GROUND MAKES A FUCKEN BIG BLOW ITS GREAT)

   2: FILL THE BOTTLE WITH ACID ABOUT WHERE THE BLACK LINE IS. (CAUTION!!!!!!!
      DONT SMELL THIS ACID WILL RUIN YOUR NOISE)

   3: DROP THE FOIL IN THE BOTTLE AND CLOSE THE CAP TIGHTLY DONT WORRY 
   IT WON'T
      BLOW FOR A WHILE.

   4: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOME CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WILL KILL SOMEBODY 
 SO I
   WILL TELL YOU HOW GET THE ACID AND DUMP THE ACID ON A PERSON AND SHOVE 
   A FOIL
   DOWN THERE NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!



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