+---------------------+ | Hate your foes/buds | | and genraly all dud | | stud, and mud dudes | | THEN THIS IS 4 YOU! | +---------------------+ Ok, you know how those assholes you know think they are all cool and mocho?? Well, this anarchy is for you on great ideas on how to get back at the jerk off(s)!! 1. You should always be armed with all kindsa 'usefull' anarchist's utilities!! Such as rat poision, ajax, and mostly chemicals and poisions.. 2. To be a true anarchist, you must be brave, have high access to extreem materials (such as explosivs) and be a pro with lotz of experiance with what you are doing. 3. You must KNOW what you are doing and not get distracted by others and also know how to get outa sticky situations.. -------------- Lets get 2 it! -------------- Option 1 - When the scum brings a hamster to wherever you are (such as school) take out your rat poisioning and drop it in the sucker's watter. Or drop poisionus food-pellots in it's cage and watch it suffer once eaten!! It is best to have mouse trap with IRRISISTABLE food in it and watch the kid cry his ass off when he finds his hamster's neck caught in it with bloot wooshed all over the fucking cage. This REALLY gets the dude DOWN!! (Try sneaking into the class during lunch piriod and putting in the trap and watch the kid come back and see the awfull results!!!!) Option 2 - During recess, take all the teacher's disks and a felk-tip marker and write all over the part the computer reads.. Diagram: _______________________ | | ___ | |~~~~~~~| <-- possable| <-- If there is a label, draw | | signes all over | ~~~~~~~~_____ label | +--|--+ the label!!!! | / \ | | |___ | ( ) | | \_____/ O | | | | ___ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_________|___|_________| Scrible here^^ all over that opening (unprotected spot) and put it back. Turn the disk over and scrible all over the other side where the opening is there too.... (BE SHURE NOT TO DO THIS TO THE TEACHER'S GRADEBOOK DISKS, OR YOU MAY AFFECT YOUR GRADES!!!!) Option 3 - You hate your teacher? Well everybody hates everybody's teach! haha. Here is an EXELENT way to get back at her!! If your teacher hasa desk lamb with a bulb from 15 to 100 watts .. Then you are in luck. Look at her lamp and see what wattage she/or he has in it. If it is 75, then go buy a 75, etc. So lets say she/he has a 50 watt light bulb. Go to the store and buy a 50 watt ligtht bulb. If you have a glass melting torch, such as a hand-held propain torch, blow it on the bulb in this spot - Diagram: ___ / \ ( ) \ / /\_/ here__/ олн Pooring thru the hole, fill the light bulb with half gun powder, and the other half glue. Seal the hole with expoxy or krazy glue and take the bulb to school. Take the bulb out of the teacher's lamp, and put in your bulb, when she turns on the light glue and flame will be blown out EVERWARE!!! THIS IS DEATH!!!! SO INSTEAD, FILL THE BULB WITH FREASH DOG SHIT. THEN WHEN IT IS TURNED ON THE WHOLE CLASSROOM WILL BE COVERED WITH A NICE LAYER OF DOG SHIT, INCLUDING THE TEACHER!!!!!