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    Part 1 of this wonderfull documentation series by The Unknown Spoakzman!
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Part 1.  The FRIENDS!

        Noisy, stupid, and always bugging ya friends!!  Not all of them are
        like this but some can really get on your case!  Say like some dickhead
        who is in the Retard Classes at your school and claims to be your pal!

        Well this doc is pretty much on how to get back at people.  REVENGE is
        the one word that I was looking fow!!


First, well lesay you are the jack-off's friend for a little while, I know you
        are saying WHAA??? ME???? but read on!  So, make friends with the shit
        face, and invite yourself over to his house, he is so domb he will say
        that he (the retard) invited you himself!!

        Now, soon as you are in his house, say "May I use your restroom please?"
        to his guardian or his perverted dad.  He may say yes, unless his wife
        is in there getting screwed er sumthing!  Now, once you are in there,
        take the hair spray and spray it all over the toilet seat and put it
        down.  The next guy who takes a shit is going to have a realy sticky
        ass!!!  Now, before you leave the unfortunate bathroom, take some
        glue/acid, or Liquidated Drugs, and wipe them all over the mirror...
        With luck, the retard will go in and start licking everything and get
        so damn high, he will float into the air!!  (Retards DO lick everything)



Second, if the shrup has a computer, say "May I use your computer?  I am an
        expert!" Which may be a lie, cuz if you have this you are an Anarchist!

        Go into da computer, and delete his CONFIG.SYS/AUTOEXEC.BAT/COMMAND.COM
        philes!  Ask if you can look around on his disks like as in saying you
        wanna see what is on them, take the dos disk and delete it.  If its
        read-only or system/hidden files, then take a marker and write on
        the part the cpu reads..  If you do it with a felt tip marker, it will
        possably get ink all over the diskdrive head and fuck the whole system
        up!  So now once this computer goes POWER DOWN, it never goes POWER UP!



Third, if he has a modem, and you know a government bbs, try to hack it while
        he is not looking..  Not with a hacker program, but like dial it and
        screw with it, type shit and make a fuss.. They will trace his line and
        end up that the kid gets sued and fined acouple grand.



Fourth, find a good anarchy section such as Temptest BBS, and get the file on
        how to make a diskette bomb.  Learn it.. Then use it.. On the dud's
        computer!












                        Watch out for my next phile on
                        this crap!

                                THE UNKNOWN SPOAKZMAN!!!
                               Maximum Overide (Vergina)
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                        BYE!
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