WELCOME TO MY SECOND COPY OF PRANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! By THE UNKNOWN SPOAKZMAN!!!! FROM MAX OVERIDE BBS! (-=-) Please share this file freely all over anarchy paradice!! (-=-) OK!! So we have discussed what to do with that retard you have hated for iternaty! Now we get into the subject of teachers and foe's!! Loading... Foes are one of america's biggest problems. Foes are everyware, the fucking chinks and Iraq people have been our "foes" at one time or unother. So this doc was written for over 3 months of experiance pissing off and staying 'anonymus' ! First, If you have some girlfriend and you see sum bloaded 500 bluber tub ton fag trying to pass at her, take a rubber band and put it on the end of a pencil and yourfingers into it.. Everyone knows the Shoot the pencil trick.. Do it right up the guy's ass.. He probably wont notice from the but fucking rate he gets but f_ck_d but its worth the effort so everyone can see sum over loaded fuck- ing fat ass walk thru the hals with a pencil up his ass! Second, You are in the locker room and you notice a kid in love with your dong, you are not a fag but you suspect the asshole is. Take his underpance, and shit in them soon as you can get ahold of them. If you dare, kinda push the underware into the shit, packing it. Flop the shit outa his underpance and there is a lining of it all over his underware. Take a can of spray paint and (Make shure it is close/matches the underware color) spray it all over the shit to camaflosh the shit.. Now the kid puts on his pants/underware (whatever you wanna put it in) and he goes out to P.E. - the kids think, well you will find out. Just think of what the kids would do if they smelt it.. cUz it will be dry and when he puts it on (since his ass is so num from being but fucked) it will not become liquid till it is mixed from running the track or sitting on the ground. Third, you see you have gotten into trouble over something, and it just happenes to be eggs.. eggs at school.. ahh... Sneek past the secretary in the office at school, and access one of those apple computer piles of history shit and find out the principal's phone or address. Best if you can find the address ANYWARE.. Go to his house and crack eggs all over his car. DO NOT THROW or the pounding noise may wake the fucker and get in deeper shit than the principal will feel when he seez a paint striped car in the moning.. You suceeed? YES!! Now watch the principal come to school with paint blowing off his car, he will look like he is driving a quarter it will be so fucking paintless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fourth! And LAST Ok so you have been saving up those matches??!!?! well if so, cut off all the heds of them and put them in a little cup. Get about 200 match heads. Now,. Get a piece of foil, best about 6 inches square as in _____________ | | | | <--6inch--> | | | | |______|______| The best thing I mean is a piece of foil six inches up and sidewayz. --- Take the match heads and dump them into the center of the foil.. wrap it up tightly and securely so nothing falls out.. And place the ball in a frying pan next time you se one.. The foil will not blow up or anything but an aray of metal smelling smoke will poor out soon as the metal is heated and ignites the match heads! YOU WILL LOVE MY NEXT NOVEL! ---------------------------- Sacrificing Animals and using the guts for pranks and scares! ^^^NOT A JOKE!!^^ I DO IT ALL THE TIME, ALL THE TIME!