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ICEICE.BAB   - Rice Rice Baby (by Rick Dees)
 
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Alright, stop!^M
    Grab a table and a menu,^M
    Ice is back in this oriental venue^M
    Hungry! for a little chop-suey^M
    I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fuey!^M
    You know what you want?!?^M
    Yo, can't decide.  Column A column B I like fried,^M
    Barbecue spareribs my fingers I'm likin'^M
    waitin' for the main course Kong Pau chicken!^M
    Spicy!  I mean hot like a stir fry^M
    If you can't take it, order Moo-goo gai^M
    Pan!  means chicken and mushrooms^M
    While you're on the soup, the food is here to soon.^M
    No substitution, but you get Hot Tea!^M
    They say vegetables but that means Snow Peas!^M
    If I get dessert, yo I deserve it,^M
    Check out the chow while the waiter serves it,^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    You're eatin' sweet and sour!^M
    but you'll be hungry in less than an hour!^M
    Use chopsticks, it don't-it don't matter^M
    Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter.^M
    Egg-rollin'!  With egg foo young,^M
    My dinner is cookin' like Connie Chung.^M
    Noodles on Stand-by chow-mein nearby.^M
    Egg drop?  No!  I'm a won-ton soup guy.^M
    Soy Sauce, hot mustard smokin'^M
    My plate is clean and my fortune cookie's broken.^M
    Bustin' a bite of mongolian beef.^M
    Get a mint toothpick for my teeth.^M
    Take out, leftover go-mei.^M
    If I eat anymore I'll have a weight gain.^M
    If I get dessert, yo I deserve it,^M
    Check out the chow while the waiter serves it,^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Yo man, let's get outa here.  Tip to the waitress^M
    Rice,^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M
    Rice-Rice Baby^M