! ... ART #2 VIL ORPORATIONS. ON'T JUST GET EVEN. ET ! HE FOLLOWING FILE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES . T IS NOT INTENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN OR THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE. **! ** HE AUTHOR(S) OF THIS FILE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF ITS CONTENTS. E ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ILLEGAL ACTIONS THAT TAKE PLACE AS A RESULT OF THIS FILE. NTRODUCTION BY . ELL, WERE WE EVER SURPRISED BY THE RESPONSE TO ETTING VEN #1. NE THING WE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN WAS TO MENTION HOW TO GET THE BOOKS . HECK THE END OF THIS FILE. HIS FILE DEALS WITH GETTING EVEN (AYDUKEING) WITH MAJOR CORPORATIONS. E'VE ALL HAD PROBLEMS WITH THE TELEPHONE COMPANY, THE BANK, THE GAS COMPANY, OR SOME COMPANY THAT KEEPS BOTHERING US. HERES THE BILL THEY SEND YOU THATS $4,000 DOLLARS OVER WHAT YOU ACTUALLY OWE (ARE YOU LISTENING ?). HEN THERES THE COMPANY THAT WON'T STOP BOTHERING YOU, AND ON TOP OF THAT, GIVES YOUR ADDRESS OUT TO 40 OTHER EQUALLY BOTHERSOME COMPANYS. 'M SURE YOU CAN THINK OF AN EXAMPLE. F SO THEM THIS FILES FOR YOU. HESE IDEAS CAN PROBABLY BE APPLIED TO SMALL OPERATIONS ALSO. AVE UN . AN TREETMAN ONCE SENT AN OIL COMPANY THIS LETTER... EAR (HAIRMAN OF BOARD); HIS IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY ASSOCIATION WITH --- IL, AND WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR CORPORATIONS GENEROSITY. T STARTED, SUPPOSE, WITH MY CREDIT APPLICATION WHICH WAS DENIED FOR REASONS 'VE LONG SINCE FORGOTTEN. HEN STRANGELY ENOUGH, A CHARGECARD FROM YOUR COMPANY BEARING MY NAME FOLLOWED SHORTLY. BEGAN TO USE THE NEW CARD ASSUMING YOUR CREDIT DEPARTMENT MADE AN ERROR. WO, THREE, FOUR MONTHS PASSED; THEN ONE DAY IT OCCURED TO ME HAD RECEIVED NO BILL. OT ONE. CALCULATED THE CHARGES TO BE WELL OVER $100 AT THE TIME. S THE EXPIRATION DATE STAMPED ON THE CARD DREW NEARER, WAS SURE A MAMMOTH BILL WOULD BE SENT, AND NO REPLACEMENT CARD ISSUED. HE YEARS HAVE CLIPPED BY NOW, AS 'VE SAID TEN IN ALL, AND AS REGULAR AS THE SEASONS A COLORFUL NEW PLASTIC CARD ARRIVES JUST IN TIME TO REPLACE THE OLD ONE; BUT NEVER AN INVOICE. S GASOLINE PRICES HAVE RISEN, HAVE BEEN FORCED TO SHARE YOUR GENEROSITY WITH FRIENDS WHO FOUND THEIR BUDGETS SHORTED BY RISING FUEL COSTS. HIS MORNING HAD A NEW SET OF YOUR FINEST TIRES INSTALLED. HIS AFTERNOON FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, AM GIVING MY FRIEND OB A TUNE UP AND BRAKE JOB AT ANOTHER OF YOUR MANY FINE STATIONS. E TOO SENDS HIS BEST WISHES FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS. AY IT BE THAT HAVE A SECRET FRIEND OR PHILOSOPHICAL ADMIRER IN YOUR COMPANY-SOMEONE WHO IS HELPING ME, UNBEKNOWNST TO ME. WONDER HOW MANY OTHER FOLKS ARE BEING HELPED IN THIS WAY AND HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO WRITE YOU? NABLE TO REPAY YOU NOW EVEN IF WERE BILLED, CAN ONLY SEND YOU THIS NOTE OF TEEMING THANKS. INCERELY, ERY ATISFIED USTOMER A HA, BET THIS TURNED THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT ON THEIR HEADS. CTUALLY THIS KIND OF LETTER WOULD WORK GREAT WITH ANY COMPANY. ERES SOMETHING FOR THOSE BIG OIL COMPANY PUMPS FROM UMPING ACK LASH (DON'T DO IT TO THE INDEPENDENTS). LARGE MAGNET, SAY FROM A STEREO SYSTEM, CAN BE PLACED OVER A FLOWMETER DISK ON A GASOLINE PUMP. T WILL STOP THE MECHANISM FROM MEASURING HOW MUCH FUEL IS FLOWING INTO YOUR CAR, BUT DOES NOTHING TO IMPEDE THE FLOW OF FUEL. HUS YOU GET YOUR FUEL FOR NOTHING. ARL EPP LIKES TO ADD ABOUT TEN GALLONS OF OIL SLUDGE TO THE OIL COMPANYS MAIN TANK. ETS ALL TAKE THIS OPORTUNITY TO THANK & FOR THE FREE CALLS THEY'VE GIVEN EVERYONE. VERPAY YOUR BILL BY A CONSTANT 17 CENTS A MONTH. AKE IT CONSTANT. HEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS, UNDERPAY BY 17 CENTS. TART ANOTHER PATTERN FOR A WHILE OF OVERPAYMENT; THEN UNDERPAY AGAIN. T DRIVES THEM NUTS. EE ENNER DID THIS AND BEFORE THE YEAR WAS OUT THE MANAGER OF THE LOCAL PHONE COMPANY WAS ON THE PHONE BEGGING HIM TO STOP. HECK THE TABLOID FOR THE PHONE COMPANYS NEW CODES. HY NOT GO INTO A HONECENTER (THE PLACE YOU BUY PHONES) AND USE A 'OURTESY HONE. HEY ARE ON THE WALL AND USUALLY WHITE. ALL NGLAND FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES (OR LAY THE PHONE DOWN AND WALK AWAY AFTER A FEW MINUTES) LSO SEE THESE ! FILES... (TELLS HOW TO TURN ZONE CALLS INTO LOCAL CALLS) 'S OF 1-7 VERYTHING AND MORE YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT PAYPHONES. , /, 'S OF S, / 1-4, AND ALSO SEE THE ! . AKE YOURSELF SOME MONEY. RRANGE TO HAVE A FRIEND MEET YOU AT THE TERMINAL GATE WHEN YOU DEPART. IVE YOUR FRIEND YOUR BAGGAGE CLAIM CHECKS AND HAVE HIM/HER RETRIEVE YOUR BAGS FROM THE CAROUSEL, THEN LEAVE THE BAGGAGE AREA WITH YOUR BAGS. EFORE YOUR FRIEND LEAVES, GET YOUR BAGGAGE CLAIMS BACK. ALK у)0>[<]=?_  Ɏ )L 0 -L  7LOAD RUN (Px@h0X Hp @, LxHHH  q  hH s8 WL LHHH WHH[Hlh)@8 Whhh@l Hhhh(` WHH[HHHHlGH ޭl)lLw΍lLpLB@ L QL< L0` Lt͢ޝ` L L LZxH nީlީnީulL͍lh(` L Lw Q LέnH nޭlު) @lhnފ`޽`  Le  LVͭ)ߍ` ` ``G0?FʊEƴ)` ,0pƴƴpP洢˭J,P̞`@,  M  ` ,P`3ƨ60 EFf`ƨg e祖 L;不ꅩ`̜* J ,0Ep,P,,, L~索셚J), ),pT. IRDS ALSO DO WELL. DD A FEW DEAD ROACHES TO A LARGE BAG OF CRICKETS, WHICH YOU CAN GET FROM A BAIT SHOP, AND LET THEM LOOSE IN A MARKET. . 0 SUGGESTS YOU DISPLAY SOME DEAD LAB RATS IN WITH THE REAL GOODIES FOR SALE IN THE MEAT CASES. ELL THATS ENOUGH BLOCKS FOR TODAY. OURCES... , 2, AND BY EORGE AYDUKE ARE AVAIABLE FROM YLE TUART OF ECAUCUS, .. VERTHROW:(CONTAINS NEW PHONE COMPANY CODES, COMPLETE CREDIT CARD #'S FOR MAJOR CORPORATIONS, PUBLIC UTILITYS, GOVERN. AGENCYS. $10 PER YEAR. END TO 392 ANAL TREET TATION, EW ORK, EW ORK 10013 ! ! IS A GROUP OF WRITERS DEVOTED TO CREATING INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE TEXT FILES. HE ! ULLPEN: **** (OVERING THE ENTIRE EAST COAST) , -, , , AND . ** ** (OVERING THE EST OAST) , , AND **** (VERYTHING IN BETWEEN) , , , AND 007. **, ** . , , 8 , N THE NITED TATES, ! FILES ARE DISTRIBUTED BY ! , . N ANADA, ! FILES ARE DISTRIBUTED BY ! , . HIS FILE IS A PRESENTATION OF ! , -- ETROIT IVISION. HIS FILE WAS ENTERED BY: HE OMMODORE ID ONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS FILE WERE MADE BY THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: URNHEIM, R. 0, HONE ANDIT, BBIE OFFMAN, EORGE AYDUKE, ILTHY CASTY, ARL EPP, AN TREETMAN, UMPING ACK LASH. ONTACTING ! ETROIT IVISION: F YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS, CONTACT US AT ! IRATES ORNER AIN - 313-386-4698 ELL THEM ! SENT YA. -- -- () 1985 ! ETROIT IVISION 9/15/85