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ÔHE INFORMATION PRESENTED IN THE
 FOLLOWING FILE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT
 PURPOSES ONLY.  ÉT IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
 OR THE MENTALLY UNBALANCED.  ÔHE
 AUTHORS OF THIS FILE TAKE NO
 RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF ITS
 CONTENTS.



ÉNTRODUCTION

ÔHIS FILE TAKES ITS NAME FROM A GREAT
 SET OF BOOKS BY ÇEORGE ÈAYDUKE THE
 MASTER OF REVENGE.  ÈE IS SO GOOD AT
 IT, THE TRICKS ARE NOW CALLED
 ÈAYDUKES.  ÍANY OF THE TRICKS WILL BE
 TAKEN OUT OF THOSE BOOKS, BUT MANY
 OTHERS WILL BE ORIGINAL ONES.  ×E
 WOULD LIKE TO PRINT ANY TRICKS YOU
 HAVE.  ÓEND THEM TO US AT ÐÃ ÍAIN
 313-386-4698.  ÔHIS WILL BE A LONG
 RUNNING SERIES, SO SEND ANYTHING YOU
 CAN THINK OF.  ÔHESE TRICKS ARE ONLY
 FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HURT BY
 SOMEONE.  ÔHE VICTIM OF THE TRICK IS
 REFERED TO AS THE MARK.  ÎEVER THINK
 OF THE MARK AS A VICTIM OF DIRTY
 TRICKS BUT THINK OF HIM AS A DESERVING
 TARGET.  ÈERE ARE SOME VITAL TIPS:
1.  ÐREPARE A PLAN
2.  ÇATHER INTELLIGENCE
3.  ÂUY AWAY FROM HOME
4.  ÎEVER TIP YOUR HAND
5.  ÎEVER ADMIT ANYTHING
6.  ÎEVER APOLOGIZE; ÉT'S A SIGN OF
 WEAKNESS.

ÍOST OF THE NAMES USED IN THIS FILE ARE
 FAKE.


ÃALL THE COPS, REPORTERS, AND ÓÐÃÁ AND
 TELL THEM ABOUT THE COCK OR DOG FIGHT
 YOUR MARK IS HAVING.

ÓQUIRT SOME ÅASTMAN 910 GLUE INTO THE
 MARKS LOCK.

ÒUN A CLASSIFIED ADD OFFERING TO SUBLET
 THE MARKS APARTMENT.  ÌIST THE MARKS
 OR LANDLORDS PHONE # AND TELL THEM TO
 CALL AFTER MIDNIGHT BECAUSE OF A WORK
 SCHEDULE.

ÓEND A THREATING TELEGRAM TO A
 POLITICIAN IN THE MARKS NAME.  ÔHIS
 WILL PUT HIM ON THE ÃÉÁ, ÆÂÉ, ÓECRET ÓERVICE'S LIST OF NUT CASES TO WATCH.

ÂUY SOME SCUZZY PORNO BOOKS, AND PUT A
 CARD IN THEM SAYING 'ÔHIS BOOK DONATED
 BY [ÍÁÒË] IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE
 SWEET CHILDREN OF [ÔÏ×Î].'  ÐASTE IN
 THE LABELS AND SPRINKLE THE BOOKS
 AROUND THE LOCAL LIBRARY.  ÐUT SOME IN
 THE CHILDRENS SECTION, AND SOME WITH
 THE RELIGIOUS BOOKS.

ÒEMOVE THE HUBCAP FROM MARKS CAR, AND
 LOOSEN OR REMOVE THE LUG BOLTS AND
 SOONER OR LATER HIS TIRE WILL SIMPLY
 ROLL OFF THE CAR.

ÖOLUNTEER THE MARKS SERVICES TO A LOCAL
 CHARITY.  ÇIVE THEM THE NAME AND
 ADDRESS.

ÃALL IN GENEROUS PLEDGES FROM THE MARK
 DURING TELETHONS.

ÒEPORT YOUR MARK TO THE CHARITY AND THE
 POLICE FOR STEALING OUT OF A CHARITYS
 PICKUP BOX.  ÒEPORT THE MARK BY HIS
 LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.  ÓAY YOU WORK AT
 A NEARBY STORE AND HAVE SEEN THE MARK
 ROB IT SEVERAL TIMES.

ÒEPORT YOUR MARK AS A CHILD ABUSE
 OFFENDER.  ÁLSO SEND ANONYMOUS LETTERS
 TO THE MARKS EMPLOYER ABOUT IT.

ÈAVE YOUR MARK APPLY FOR A JOB AS A ÃÉÁ
 EMPLOYEE.  ÍAKE UP AN APPLICATION WITH
 STUFF LIKE HIGHLY QUALIFIED TECHNICAL
 PERSON, KNOWS OODLES OF FOREIGN
 EXPERIENCE, LANGUAGE EXPERT, ADVANCED
 COLLEGE DEGREES, AND MILITARY SERVICE
 AS AN OFFICER.  ÓEND RESUMES TO

         ÐERSONNEL ÒEPRESENTATIVE
        ÃENTRAL ÉNTELLIGENCE ÁGENCY
          ×ASHINGTON, Ä.Ã. 20505


ÈAVE YOUR MARK ADVERTISE IN THE
 CLASSIFIED PERSONALS THAT HE NEEDS
 'YOUNG BOY AND GIRL MODELS NEEDED TO
 POSE FOR 'ART' PHOTOS' (LIKE ÍADONNA
 DID)  ÌIST HIS BUSINESS OF HOME PHONE.

ÐLACE AN AD IN A SEXY TABLOID LIKE THIS
 'ÓOFT WHITE MALE AGED 35 WANTS TO PLAY
 WITH BLACK LADY WITH LARGE BUTTOCKS.
 ÂI-COUPLES WELCOMED FOR ÇREEK AND
 ÆRENCH CULTURE'
 ÌIST HIS HOME PHONE NUMBER.  ÁS A
 KICKER SEND ØEROX COPYS TO THE MARKS
 FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND FRIENDS.
 ÅNCLOSE A BRIEF NOTE ASKING HOW THEY
 CAN ADMIT TO KNOWING SUCH A PERVERTED
 PERSON.  ÏFFER TO PREY FOR THEM.

ÈELP YOUR MARK OUT OF THE CLOSET BY
 RUNNING A CLASSIFIED ANNOUNCEMENT AD
 IN HOMOSEXUAL PUBLICATIONS.  ÈAVE
 HER/HIM PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THAT HE IS
 GAY AND HAS DATED/MARRIED ONLY FOR
 COVER.

ÉF YOU CAN GET THE MARKS CREDIT CARD
 NUMBER ORDER A HUGE BUNCH OF
 MAIL-ORDER MERCHANDISE FOR HIM/HER.

ÉF YOU ARE TO HONEST TO DO THAT AND
 DON'T WANT TO STEAL WITH IT TAKER A
 FORMER REPOSITORY FOR NUCLEAR WASTES.

ÓEND POSTCARDS BEARING PERSONAL,
 SEXUAL, OR MEDICAL MESSAGES TO THE
 MARKS HOME.

ÍANY VERSIONS OF THE DISK BOMB HAVE
 BEEN MADE, BUT WE THINK THIS ONE IS
 MINT.  ÉT WAS OBTAINED OFF THE
 ÃOMMODORE ÃAFE (313)-284-7176 AND WAS
 WRITTEN BY ÁÓÍÏÄÅÕÓ ÁÒÉÓÔÁÒÃÈÕÓ

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ÔHANKS ÁSMODEUS.  ÈERES A NICE ONE BY
 ÍÁØ ÓÍÁÒÔ.  ÏNE OF OUR MEMBERS GOT
 THIS ONE OFF ÓÐÅÃÔÒÅ 714-795-4017

ÈERE IS A PRANK THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY
 WHEN PLAYED ON SOMEONE WHO KNOWS VERY
 LITTLE ABOUT CARS.
ÁLL YOU NEED IS A JUMPER WIRE WITH AN
 ALLIGATOR CLIP ON EACH END. ÎOW HOOK
 THIS WIRE TO THE BRAKE LIGHT SW.(ON
 THE END OF THE MASTER CYLINDER) HOOK
 THE OTHER END TO THE HORN.
ÎOW WHEN EVER THE BRAKE PEDAL IS
STEPPED ON THE HORN HONKS
ÔÈÁÔÓ ÁÌÌ
                                      ÍÁØ ÓÍÁÒÔ

ÎEAT.  ×ELL THATS ENOUGH DISK SPACE FOR
 NOW.  ÒEMEMBER IN THIS SERIES ALL WE
 WILL PRINT IS NON-LETHAL STUFF, SO IF
 YOU HAVE AN IDEA, DROP US A LINE.

ÔHIS FILE WAS WRITTEN BY THE TRIO.
ÔHE ÃOMMODORE ËID
 ÄEATH-ÓTALKER
  ÍÒ.Ã0ÓÍÏÓ

WITH HELP FROM ÔHE ÇREMLIN, ÑÖÉ, Í,
 ÅXORCIST, AND THE ÄEMON.

ÔHANKS TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR THE
 TRICKS IN THIS FILE...

ÇEORGE ÈAYDUKE, ÍARTIN ÓCHUR, ÒOBERT
 ÓCHUSTER, ÆRED ÌITTMAN, ÁBBIE ÈOFFMAN,
 ÅDWARD ÁBBEY, ÁSMODEUS ÁRISTARCHUS,
 ÍAX ÓMART, AND ÔHE ÇREMLIN.


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 FILES.  ÉF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, OR
 THERE IS ANYTHING YOU WANT US TO WRITE
 ABOUT, CONTACT US AT THE ÍÁÄ! ÍÁÉÌÂÏØ
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