*--* Qmodem Session Capture File *--* *--* Qmodem Capture File 01/01/80 01:06:20 *--* FREEMONE.TXT - How to make free money the anarchist way SECTIONS ======== THE FOLLOWING TUTORIAL WILL COVER HOW TO GET THE BELOW FREE: 1. MAIL 2. ELECTRICITY 3. SUPER MARKET GOODS 4. MAGAZINES 5. PHONES 6. MISC. MAIL ==== METHOD 1:IF YOU LIVE IN A 'BACKWATER' TOWN THEN SIMPLY PUT THE STAMP 1.5 INCH ES DOWN FROM THE RIGHT CORNER AND THE MACHINE WILL MISS IT. HOWEVER,NEWER MACHINES CHECK THE WHOLE ENCELOPE FOR 'EM. METHOD 2:PUT SOME TAPE ON TOP OF THE ST AMP SO THAT WHEN THE MACHINE TRIES TO CANCEL IT WONT COME OFF ON THE STAMP! THEN WHOEVER RECIEVES IT CAN PEEL OF THE TAPE (CAREFULLY!) AND USE THE STAMP AGAIN! METHOD 3:PUT THE ADDRESS FOR THE PERSON YOU WANT TO SEND IT TO IN THE LEFT CORNER (RETURN ADDRESS) NOW PUT A NONEXICTING ADDRESS ON THE RIGHT.DONT PUT A STAMP.NOW,THE POST OFFICE WILL RETURN THE LETTER TO THE RETURN ADDRESS WHICH IS REALLY THE PLACE YOU WANT IT TO GO! MAGAZINES ========= METHOD 1:GO TO A DOCTORS OFFICE,BARBER, OR ANY PLACE THAT HAS MAGAZINES.FIND ONE YOU WANT TO 'SUBSCRIBE' TO AND TAKE IT (UNDER YOUR SHIRT,ETC.).NOW, WHEN YOU GET HOME PEEL OFF THE SUBSCRIB ER LABEL (HAS NAME,ADDRESS) AND SEND IT TO THE PUBLISHER (SAYS THE ADDRESS UNDER THE TABLE OF CONTENTS). WITH IT ENCLOSE A LETTER SAYING THAT YOU ARE MOVING TO AND THEN GIVE YOUR ADDRESS (OR P.O. BOX).FROM THEN ON THE MAGAZINE WILL BE SENT TO YOU! NORMALLY THEY WONT NOTICE... SUPERMARKET =========== METHOD 1: SOMEDAY WHEN YOU GO TO A SUPERMARKET GO TO THE BACK OF THE BUILDING INTO THE 'EMPLOYE ONLY' SECTION.THERE (HOPEFULLY) WILL BE SOME PRICE GUNS 'LYING AROUND'. NOW,SLIP ONE INTO YOUR BACK PACK THAT YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE WEARING!! NOW COMES THE FUN PART! GO OVER TO THE ITEM YOU WANT AND MAKE A PRICE TAG FOR IT THATS CHEAPER (MAKE IT REALISTIC THOUGH) AND YOU CAN NOW BUY IT AT YOUR OWN PRICE! DONT FORGET,STAMP A COUPLE AND HELP OTHER CITIZINS! METHOD 2:THIS WORK BETTER IN A DEPART- MENT STORE THEN A GROCERY STORE... FIRST BUY (LEGALLY!) A CHEAP ITEM AND HAVE IT PUT IN A BAG.NOW,THROW IT AWAY OR SOMEHOW GET RID OF IT.THEN, GO BACK INTO THE STORE AND SELECT A ITEM YOU WANT.STUFF IT IN THE BAG AND GO TO THE CASHIER AND SAY "I GOT THIS ITEM AS A GIFT AND I WANT TO RETURN IT FOR CREDIT SO I CAN BUY IT IN A DIFFERNT MODEL (OR COLOR)".SHE (OR HE) WILL GIVE YOU THE CREDIT AND NOW BUY WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR FREE! (IT WASNT THAT HARD WAS IT?) ELICTRICITY =========== METHOD 1: THIS METHOD IS VERY SIMPLE, JUST PUT A MAGNET OVER THE POWER METER AND IT WILL SLOW IT DOWN.DONT FORGET TO TAKE IT OFF BEFORE PG&E COMES TO CHECK IT!!!!! METHOD 2: THIS WAY WILL ONLY WORK IF YOU HAVE A CHEAP SOURCE OF GAS.HOOK UP A GENERATOR TO THE WALL SOCKET BUT SHOOT THE ELICTRICTY THE OTHER WAY.THIS WILL MAKE THE METER GO BACKWARDS! MISC. ======= METHOD 1:NEED SOME $$$? GO DOWN YO YOUR FRIENDLY VENDING MACHINE AND OPEN IT UP ! TO DO THIS BUY SOME AIR-HARDENING CLAY. THEN,PULL IT QUICKLY OUT OF THE BOX AND JAM IT INTO THE VENDING LOCK.MAKE SURE YOU KEEP IT THERE A COUPLE SECONDS AND YOU NOW HAVE THE KEY! AN ADVANTAGE OF THIS IS IF SOMEONE SEES 'YA JUST CRUSH THE KEY AS HARD AS YOU CAN AND IT WILL BE JUST A LUMP OF CLAY! PHONES ====== NOTE:THIS IS TO GET FREE PHONES,NOT PHONE CALLS! METHOD 1:GO TO A LARGE HOTEL WITH A SHOPPING BAG AND CLIP OFF A PHONE IN THE LOBBY.THIS IS SOMEWHAT DIFF- UCULT AS THEY ARE OFTEN LOCKED DOWN! METHOD 2:GO TO A HOLIDAY INN OR SHERATON AND CLIP THE TRIMLINE PHONE FROM THE ELEVATOR! MONEY ===== METHOD 1:FOR EVERY PIECE OF AMERICAN CURRENCY THERE IS A CORROSPONDING FOREIGHN PIECE OF LESSER VALUE. THE FOLLOWING IS A TABLE OF SOME: QUARTERS:URUGUAYEN 10 CENTISMO DANISH 5 ORE PERVUIAN 20 CENTAVO MEXICAN 10 CENTAVO ICELANDIC 5 AURAN DIME:MALASIAN PENNY TRINIDAD PENNY #14 BRASS WASHER NAME HELD TO PROTECT THE GUILTY ==================================