

                               SMALL SCALE ANARCHY
                                      by
                                   WiREhEAD
                                       &
                                  DR.STOOPID



This phile is real cool for everyone! if you like to blow stuff up this here 
is for you!if you blow off your hands makin' one of these i assume no responsi
bility. in fact i will personally laugh in your face.heheheheheheheh!

     P.S. I, in no way, condone nor encourage the practice of any illegal 
         activities whatsoever.

        ANYONE FOR TENNIS!

        ingredients:
                    1 tennis ball
                    1-3 boxes of STRIKE ANYWHERE matches
                    duct-tape
                    something sharp
To begin, take the tennis ball and use your sharp instrument to 
gouge a long slit that is about 1 inch long.
Now comes the tedious part, take the matches and cut off the wood part,
leaving only the match heads. Proceed to pack the matchheads into the 
tennis ball(VERY CAREFULLY) until you can't pack anymore in.  Rap it with
duct tape.  The tighter the tape and the more layers the bigger the explosion.  
A variation to this method is that instead of making a cut
you can put a small hole in the ball then fill wit the 
matches.  If you use this method you do not need any duct tape, however 
the explosion will be much smaller.  Both ways work great, but I prefer 
the duct tape method because it creates a nice earthquake effect.
Now comes the time to reap the benefits of your work. Call a couple 
of friends (perhaps even 1 with a car!) and tell your mom you're going to 
the bowling alley or something, and go cruising for a good target. When one 
is found, throw the ball at 'em.  A good arc works best considering it  
explodes on impact.  Have phun!



            SODIUM IS YOUR phRIEND
If, by any chance, you can get your hands on some pure sodium (no,
not salt) you  can have a hell of a lot of phun.  Pure sodium comes 
in rectangular cubes about the size of a long slab of butter.  Your 
best bet on gettin some is through a catalog or somethin'.  
The kewl thing about it is that if you add a drop of water to a small
amount of the sodium it creates instantly, a small phlame.
You can crush the sodium into a powder in your hand (wear gloves 
whenever youtouch it)and huck it at anything wet.  This can be a great 
diversion for getaways or just plain phun!  My phavorite is to throw a bunch 
at someone when they get out from the pool!  Other ideas are to spread
it evenly on your phriends lawns at night when they are covered with 
dew or put it in a pool.
  WARNING!!! Make sure your hands are dry when you handle it.





     This has been a -=DEPhiLERS=- PRESENTATION...
           in cooperation with THE HATEMONGERS!
             written by WiREhEAD

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