How to Terrorize a Shopping Center
                               
                            By:Washout and DevilFish

   This is a small text file that is aimed on teaching you how to have fun 
creating general annoyances (such as deaths and injuries or for the wusses
stuff that is pretty damn funny).We made this cause we where so fucking bored! 
Also if you are interested in seeing more publications ect. please E-mail me 
on the internet at washout1@aol.com. Also DEVILFISH wants #'s to make a huge 
list of ummm, boards (if you know what I mean) or FTP or WWW sites. This is  
also due out sometime soon.

Disclaimer:
We are not responsible for you fucking up in any way shape or form and 
your ass's kick by the fucking cops. What you do is your bisuness and we
are just practicing our freedom of goddamn speech. So fuck off and make sure 
you don't get fucking caught. If you are dumb ass enough to try this shit than
you may get your ass kicked and we will not give a dogs ass.Thankyou for
your time.

Ways to terrorize a fucking shopping center:

1.  Find a water fountain (you know the kind that shoot water up for looks
not drinking) and take some Dawn (or other dish washing fluid) and put it in 
the fountain. 15 oz. of this shit works really well. We tried this once and it 
made a circle of bubbles about 7 ft. high. This is great because if caught you  
don't get in much trouble because it does not destroy much property. It is 
funnier than hell to see it. Especially if it is an indoor shopping center.

2. Go to a resturant, order everything plain, come up a little short on cash 
(doller or so woks) be very annyoing, and do whatever you can to confuse the
people working there, i.e. tell them they gave you the wrong order when you 
got the right one. Also if you have a drink, hotsauce, or ketsup try to 
"throw" it in the trash can and "accidentally" miss. It is fun to laugh at the 
peoplewho have to clean up.

3. Everytime you get a chance rollerblade around a store really fast and when
they tell you to get out you go fast and "Fall" and pretend that you are hurt. 
They might piss in their pants. You have to make it look real, it might have 
to hurt a little to make it look like it hurt a lot. This will scare them.

4. Go into a store over and over again and each time buy something small, 
about $1 worth. Or if you rmom gives you a shopping list go in and buy each 
item seperatly. Make sure you always go to the same cashier. You must always 
have a lot of poket change that you have to count out. Count out loud so 
because that is the most annoying thing you could ever do. 

5. If the store has a bathroom go in and soak the toilet paper and all the 
extra rolls too. If there is a store where you can buy that gum that comes 
with removable tatoos get that and cover the mirrors and the whole bathroom
with tatoos. These are a bitch to remove. If someone is in the bathroom
trying to keep you from having your fun turn of the lights and see how wet 
the bathroom (if not the guy) is when he/she comes out of the bathroom.

6. Look around you, what do you see? Lights lights lights!!!! They are very
annoying aren't they?? We'll take care of that. What else do you see when you  
look around? Rocks?? They are fun to throw at the light bulbs. The city has to 
pay for the fucking new lights. Just pick up a rock and throw it at the 
fucking lights. Simple but fun.

7.  The Anarchy cookbook is enclosed in this zip. This tells how to make a 
shit load of bombs ect. This has a simple recipe for smoke bombs that work 
great and are easy to make. Anyway, setting these off in places can be a lot 
of fun. In stores (if you are fast) you can set these off and fuck up a store.
In front of a store, parking lot, in a store, or down someones pants (if you
really want to cause them pain, just hope they don't fart). This will hurt 
them pretty bad. Other bombs and things can be fun to use against people 
property and pets. 


Well, this is all for now. Remember, we have a lot of ideas and will publish 
them if you tell use what you want it on. Thankyou.