旼컴커 旼컴컴컴컴커 (\ /) � � 읕컴� 旼컴� \\_ _// � 컨왯컴커� � 0 0 ribbit...ribbit � 납 납 � =(_T_)= � � 납 납 � 읕캐 냅컴켸읕켸 Our new mascot 읕켸 since all the great - Reign Ov Terror - t-file groups had one, 12/ /94 we figured it was our Sample App for all 3LiT3 turn. Since COW and HOG are taken, the next obvious barn-animal choice is... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; aPPLiCaTioN FoR ; ; ; ; S0 you think your pretty /<00l? �<00l enuf for our group? ; ; Probably not. We are the 3LiT3N3SS of society. We are the ; ; bad boys your mother warned you about. But feel free to ; ; apply anyways. We always need a good laugh. You can ; ; upload your application to our HQ board, or you can beg ; ; and kiss my ass on the iRC. I have no life and am on there ; ; a minimum of 29 hours a day, so the excuse " I couldnt ; ; get a hold of you " Is impossible. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; iNFo oN ; ; ; ; We are the most jammin group in the scene. Sure in our ; ; real everyday lives we are the wart on the ass of humanity, ; ; but this is CYBERSPACE! Join one of the phattest groups ; ; around that always gets the \|/aReZ! ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; MiNiMuM ReQuiRMeNTS ; ; ; ; 1) You must run a multi-line BBS with no fewer than 19 nodes ; ; 2) Each node MUST be 28.8 DS/HST/FAX/BS/ect/ect ; ; 3) A MINIMUM of 90 gigabytes. ; ; 4) The BBS MUST recieve a minimum of 1200 calls a day ; ; 99.999999% to the 18th power of them must be LD. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; STePS T0 J0iNiNG ; ; ; ; 1) You must send $200 to recieve an application form ; ; only then will we consider to accept you into our ; ; inner circle of eliteness ; ; 2) You must provide 5 new files. Unreleased. These must ; ; be so new, they arn't even written yet. ; ; 3) You must kiss our ass'. In every release you MUST greet ; ; us. If this rule is broken you will be kicked out. ; ; ; ; Sorry no refunds. ; ; ; ; ; ; STeP TW0 ; ; iF You are accepted, then you will go through these ; ; next steps before becoming an offical member. ; ; ; ; 1) You will be givin the temporary group name of LOSER ; ; You shall remain in this until you prove worthy of ; ; moving up in the ranks. ; ; ; ; 2) An additional $200 must be sent in. This is to process ; ; the new board, generate a new .nfo list, and other ; ; complicated matters that add up to $200 ; ; ; ; 3) Upload 5 gigs a day to our HQ board. If 5 gigs are not ; ; supplied each day, then membership will be revoked ; ; ; ; ; ; STeP THRee ; ; If everything mentioned in step one is successful, ; ; then you have made it to step three. ; ; ; ; 1) You get to move up another rank ; ; ; ; 2) Your new group ID is GULLIBLE FAG ; ; ; ; 3) An additional $200 must be sent in for processing. ; ; ; ; 4) The minimum requirments of 5 gigs a day has doubled. ; ; You now must supply at leaste 10 gigs a day or be ashamed. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; STeP FouR ; ; If you are truely ELiTE then you have reached the final ; ; stage in becoming one of the members. ; ; ; ; 1) Welcome aboard. You are now one of the most elite people ; ; in all of the computer underground. ; ; ; ; 2) You may now carry our official name on your board ; ; ; ; 3) An additional $200 must be sent in for more processing ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; SPeCiaL PaYMeNT PLaNZ ; ; ; ; ; ; Payment plan #1 ; ; $500 a month for the use of our name ; ; $500 a month for our couriers to call your board ; ; $500 a month for our couriers to upload a promised ; ; 1 gig a day of new unreleased warez. ; ; ; ; Payment plan #2 ; ; $500 a month for the use of our name ; ; $500 a month for our couriers to call your board ; ; $900 a month for our couriers to upload a promised ; ; 3 gig a day of new unreleased warez. ; ; ; ; Payment plan #3 ; ; $500 a month for the use of our name ; ; $500 a month for our couriers to call your board ; ; $1500 a month for a promised 10 gigabytes of new ; ; unreleased warez per day ; ; ; (* You cannot join without subscribing to one of our required payment plans *) JuST ReMeMBeR ouR MoTTo! " We aRe MoRe 3LiT3 THaN You! " Sample Application for all 3LiT3 by Korrupt