(^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) ( ) ( "Creative Mischief And Revenge" ) ( written by Shadow Virus ) ( Version 1.0, last updated March 1996 ) ( ) (________________________________________________________) (--------------------------------------------------------) DISCLAIMER AND ASSORTED STUFF: Everything in this file is intended to be used for practical purposes - in other words, go out and do it! I tried to keep the mischief easy to do, cheap, and fun, and there is nothing in the revenge section that could really hurt someone, but boy, can you sure annoy/confuse people with so little effort! :) All my files can be found stashed on: Digital Decay BBS (714) 871-2057 This is File #2 written by me, File #1 was "new and inventive places to go trashing", TRASH.ZIP (--------------------------------------------------------) MISCHIEF! What in hell is mischief?!?! Well, mischief is stuff you can do to really annoy people. Mischief is also good for just generally goofing around and impressing your friends. :) I've divided both the mischief and revenge sections into a format where you read the ingredient and then all the stuff you can do with it. A. Glue (Super Glue, Krazy Glue, anything but Elmers) 1) Get about ten dimes, or preferably quarters. Place these anywhere people will see them - on the sidewalk, on benches, on fire alarms, on lockers, etc. Make sure they're in plain sight - you want people to see them. Glue them down firmly, then enjoy watching people try to pick up the coins with no success and a lot of frustration. :) Just a note about the fire alarm: I have heard - although not done it myself - that the coin can be glued in such a way that when someone yanks on it to get it off, the fire alarm goes off. 2) Glue down everything you see. Glue pencils to desks, glue leaves to street signs, glue toilet paper to tree trunks. Observe benches in the park; see where people commonly sit down and arrange to sneakily drop some glue on the spot. Even though it rarely glues them to the seat like you see on movies, it does leave a very annoying wet-looking patch on the backside of their clothes. :) 3) Get creative with your glue! Remember, the point is to either annoy or confuse people. Glue empty, addressed, stamped envelopes to the inside door of U.S. postal drop-off mailboxes - you know how you open the door, place your mail on the inside, and close it to drop the mail in? Glue the envelope firmly there; the person opens the door to drop their mail in, sees your letter, closes the door, reopens it, looks confused, tries to pry up the letter, and gets even more confused. :) 4) If you really like confusing people and hiding to see their reactions, remember that the best way to confuse someone is to change something normal. For example, glue tree leaves to noticable flowers like roses; glue fake birds (you can buy these at craft stores) to people's windows; glue computer disks to the tables in computer labs or beside the library's computers, as if someone left it there by accident. 5) And about gluing things to tables: try smaller things like paper clips or erasers; also be sure to glue down a few papers. B. Alphabetic letters. (The 3" kind you can buy at places like Staples, they're stickers and look pretty professional). 1) Modify street signs. Paint over the words with white paint, then put your letters into the word you'd rather have. "NO BIKE RIDING, SKATEBOARDING, OR GOLFING AT ANY TIME" is one we have at my school; whenever I get the chance, it becomes "NO BIKE RIDING, MASTURBATING, OR GOLFING AT ANY TIME". 2) Like I said, be creative. Put letters on public benches saying WET PAINT or NO SITTING ALLOWED; change 10 MINUTE PARKING to 100 MINUTE PARKING with the numerals that come with the package of letters. C. Dish soap. (Like Joy or Ivory; you know, dishwashing soap). 1) Shove some modeling clay or bubble gum down a drain; public sinks (like in public bathrooms) are best but drinking fountains work well also. Dribble a fair amount of dishwashing soap onto the makeshift seal (put the clay/gum far enough into the drain so it isn't instantly noticeable). The next time someone uses it, massive amounts of bubbles will come flooding from the drain, thoroughly confusing the person. :) 2) Buy the "lemon scent" kinds - the scent is always pretty damn strong. Drip it on benches, desk seats, in the corners of rooms, etc. People try to locate the source of the scent and never quite can. And if they sit down on it, the scent gets on them, and if they try to wash it off with water, it makes it stronger. Of course, no lasting damage, as it will come out when they wash their clothes in the washing machine. :) C) And yes, for you malicious people, putting dishwashing soap on sidewalks makes them incredibly slippery. D. Spiders. (No, not real spiders; I mean the plastic spiders you can buy at toy stores, 100 for like $3). 1) Glue a spider anywhere they will be noticed. Glue them in the corners of rooms, tie a thread around them and tape them to the ceiling so they dangle, or glue them - this is terrifying - to a light switch, so when someone feels their hand across the wall to turn on the light in the dark, they feel it and usually scream. People have this instinctive fear of spiders and you can always use this to your advantage. 2) For scaring a specific someone, buy one of the hairy tarantulas they sell at toy stores. They usually have fur on the butt, and feel/look pretty realistic when catching someone by surprise. Glue/ tack them in corners of rooms, or wait until the person has gone to sleep, sneak into their room, and suspend it so when the person wakes up, the first thing they see is a tarantula hanging five inches from their face. This usually works well on family members, but don't expect them to speak to you for awhile. :) (-------------------------------------------------------) REVENGE! If you need me to tell you what revenge is, you shouldn't even be reading this file. ;) The format here is slightly different - instead of listing ingredients, it lists a specific way to target someone, such as Cars, Lockers, Houses, etc. A. Lawns 1) Bleach works well on lawns. Bleach instantly kills grass, turning it white. This works very well for spelling out words on someone's lawn in large white letters. Also, short of digging up the grass or replacing it with fresh sod, there is nothing they can do except wait a few weeks for the bleach to wear away and new grass to grow, obscuring the message. Of course, then you can go do it again. :) 2) Think back to election time when you saw all those signs in people's lawns; stuff like "AL KINNINGTON FOR SCHOOL BOARD" or "CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT" - you know the type. Take this idea and make a few signs - maybe " FOR QUEEN OF THE YEAR" for a guy and possibly " FOR MISS DYKE 1996" and stick them in their lawns. Of course, when they notice, they'll remove it, but in the meantime, people driving by will have noticed and be laughing their asses off. :) B. Lockers (For us lucky high sk00l kids ;>). 1) Go to the nearest AmPm or McDonalds; usually they will have, outside, newspaper dispensers, and some of these will usually be the cheesy $1.00 b&w advertisement porno magazines. Buy a magazine or two, go home, and carefully cut out pictures. For revenge on a guy, take pictures of nude males and paste them inside his locker (use a mirror or glance over his shoulder to get the combination) or on the outside of his locker with a sweet topic like, "'s Lovers". For a female, use female pictures. 2) Buy a cooking funnel (about $1.50) or make a cheap one yourself buy rolling paper into a cone. Buy flour, or just snitch some from your kitchen at home. Place the funnel into the top vent in your victim's locker, then pour the flour in. When they open their locker, everything inside will be covered by a white substance. Cocaine? Rat poison? I have never seen my victim ever touch the white stuff, which always cracks me up, seeing as it is only common flour... but they don't know that! :) You can do this to your friends as a practical joke, because the flour can be shaken off without leaving any permanent traces. 3) Variation on 2: dribble in a fair amount of water. This soaks the flour and soaked flour sticks to *everything*. They'll have a hell of a time getting it off their books - and any papers will be ruined by the water. 4) Do #2 but substitute corn syrup for flour. Corn syrup is terrible in that it is virtually indestructible. No known chemical will dissolve it. And it STICKS to everything. Books and any clothes in the locker will be saturated; clothes can't be thrown into the washing machine because the corn syrup would ruin it. Incredibly destructive. 5) Fill their locker with dirt. When they open it, the dirt comes cascading out. A better substitute is sand, so the next time you go to the beach, bring along a few Baggies and get some. Sand is incredibly versatile. 6) Put chewed bubble-gum or any equally disgusting substance all over the combination dial. 7) And for those of you who are really into revenge: in any basic row of school lockers, they are all in a bank, like ####### <-- bank of lockers, each # is ####### a locker Now, if you open up your locker and take a look, you'll see probably six screws. Two on the left wall of the locker, two on the right wall, and two on the back of the locker. If these screws are removed, the locker can be lifted right out of the bank of lockers. :) I'm sure you see the advantages in this... 1) Get your victim's combo by using a mirror or glancing over his shoulder. Remove his locker, take all the stuff out, and put the stuff into the empty hole where his locker was. 2) Same as 1, except take all the stuff and leave a goofy ransom note: "If you want to see your locker and everything in it again, send two nude females and a sacrificed cat to ." But be sure to cut the letters from a newspaper/magazine for a true ransom note look, and use some sense, use gloves while making it and go at night. If you're walking across campus during the daytime with a locker in your arms, someone will ask you why. ;P 3) Get the combos for two lockers and switch the two. There will be two very confused people wondering why their locker combinations aren't working... and you can do this trick on a wide scale, too. C. Cars 1) If you are a destructive person, go buy some oven-cleaning liquid. Sneak to your victim's car about 11:00 pm or 12:00 am. Spell out words or draw pictures in the oven-cleaning liquid. It won't look like anything is happening, but leave. The next day, take a look at their car; wherever you put the oven cleaner, the paint will be gone and the bright grey metal will be showing through. The oven cleaner will have dissolved the paint overnight, and when they drive the car, the dissolved paint flakes off. 2) Acquire some of the afore-mentioned cheap pornos and make sweet signs with pictures on them, maybe stuff like "'s MOM - HE TOLD US SHE WAS PRETTY GOOD" with a nude picture of a lady and crap. Be sure to put a penis extender advertisement with a caption like "ARE YOU LOOKING INTO THIS YET, ?" Now sneak out and put these all over his car. 3) Glue down the window wipers. 4) Glue toy animals all over his car. Unless he wants to look like a freak with toys all over his car, he'll have to waste a long time prying each one off, and it's hell on the paint job. 5) Glue pictures of nude males to his car, or pics of nude females to her car. Be sure to get Namu in there somewhere. :) 6) Puffy-paint his windows with rude symbols or words. Get creative here - glass etcher, although a bit more expensive (can be bought at hardware stores) works wonderfully. D. Houses 1) Buy a big block of styrofoam at Michael's or a similar craft store. (Don't worry, styrofoam is pretty cheap.) Cut it into obscene shapes and spraypaint it, then put these on people's roofs so they are visible from the street. 2) Print banners and put them on people's houses. "I LOVE HAIRY MEN NAMED BOBO" and stuff like that. Or "BOYS II MEN FAN CLUB PRESIDENT" if they are rabid KROQ/ metalheads. Get creative! (-------------------------------------------------------) Well, I'm finished writing this crappy file, hope you enjoyed it. All ideas were my own and if I ever put an unoriginal idea in here I will give credit to the file/ person who wrote it first. Most of these have been tried, and work pretty well. :) A little creativity goes a long way! To get in touch with me, email me: bmulford@deltanet.com or catch me on IRC as ImA2Tone or ShadowV. I'm usually in #ska but I can be found elsewhere so just /msg me. I update these pretty frequently as I come up with new ideas so take a look every now and then to make sure you have the newest version. March 1996! Thanks to: SkaSoCa, Mephiskapheles (a damned awesome ska band), and everyone else who's cool... (-------------------------------------------------------)