THE FAST, FREE BEER

Don't try this one on someone that
doesn't have a good sense of humor.  Bet
that you can drink three glasses of beer
(or soda, whatever), before they can
drink one shot glass of whatever.
Explain the two rules carefully.

1: You absolutely cannot touch the
other's glass and they cannot touch
yours.

2: You get a one beer head start and
they cannot start drinking until after
you set your first glass down on the
bar. Tell them this is your warm-up.

The Secret: You drink your first beer
and then set your empty glass upside
down, over their shot glass.  Tell the
bartender to keep your third beer cold
while you leisurely drink your second.
Your victims can only stand and scratch
their heads.


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