-=DyMxLoRd=- (*)Bombs(*) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: This text file is for enjoyment and knowlage only. It should not be used under any condition. I DyMxLoRd take absoluity no, i said NO RESPONSIBILITY. Remember this is for knowlage and not for auctual use. ========================================================================== T.O.C. fuck a table of contents. I'm doing this text file as and how i want without any supervision. so I repeat FUCK A TABLE OF CONTENTS. if you really really want a T.O.C. make your own fucking T.O.C. waste your own got damn time. If you decide to be a dumb-fuck and make one you CAN NOT upload this text file, because it will have benn modified and that would suck. I hate things that suck so i changed my mind DO NOT make a got damned T.O.C. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lemme see i guess i'll start with something kind of fun like oh say....bombs! I like bomb's how about you??? Good, i knew you would to you Pena Boy. Hm.... (*)Dry Ice Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: Dry Ice Water 1 Liter Bottle The Cap to the bottle What to do: 1 get the empty bottle. 2 put in the dry ice. 3 put in the water. 4 put on the cap. 5 BARELY shake it. 6 throw it fast and far. 7 get the hell away -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*)Hose Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: 1 Hose Some Gasoline 1 Hose nossle 1 Zippo or Lighter What to do: 1 Connect the hose. 2 Turn it on REAL quick. 3 Turn hose off. 4 Pour Gas down th hose. 5 Light your zippo. 6 turn on hose. What should happen: A flame should fly through the air. It should be immediatly be put out by the following water. Note: This bomb looks good on paper but i have yet to try it :( so if it does or Doesn't work please let me know i'd apperiate it :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (*)Smoke Bombs(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: Sugar Potassium Nitrate Stove Container Matches What to do: 1 Mix 4 parts sugar and 6 parts Potassium Nitrate. 2 Heat over a low flame. 3 Wait until it melts. 4 Stir Well. 5 Put matches in it for fuses Note: Make about 2 pounds of this stuff and go down to some gay neighborhood and light the shit off on the Butt-packers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (*)Gereric Bombs(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: Glass Container Few drops of Gas Cap to glass container. Few drops of Potassium Permanate What to do: 1 Put the few drops of Gasoline into the glass container 2 Cap it 3 Turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates. 4 Add the Potassium Permanate. 5 Throw against a solid object 6 Run as far as O.J. did when he killed Nicole. Note: You can get Potassium Permanate from those stupid little snake bite kits. Seriously run because this thing packs about oh say 1/2 a sick of Dynamite. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every other damn GOOD text file has 1 or 2 equivalincy charts so I'll break that damn streak. I hate those charts they serve me no purpose. And for you they'll just waste reading time. Plus i don't really feel like typing one. Back to the bombs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*)Co2 Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: used up Co2 Nail Black Powder Fuse What To Do: 1 Use the nail to to poke a hole in the Co2 2 Put the Black Powder in. 3 Make sure it's packed real good. 4 Insert the fuse. 5 Light and run FAR FAR AWAY. Note: Only use Firework fuses if you are faster than Micheal Johnson. If you HAVE to use one then i recommend using a fuse delay. I Guess i should tell how that worx. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*)Fuse Delay(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: Ciggeratte Fuse Match What to do: I'm assuming you already have your bomb ready to go. Okay I'll do This one paragraph form. Poke a small hole CLOSE to the Butt. Insert the fuse in the hole. Light the cigarette. Kewly and Calmly walk away from the scene. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*)M-1000(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: 1 Container (i.e. vanilla extract bottle) 1 fuse (i.e. a candle wick soaked in gas) 1 Beaker or jar 1 Jug of distilled water 1 wooden bowl and spoon 1 Sunny Day 75g of Sodium or Potassium Nitrate 15g of Sulpher 10g of charcoal What To Do: 1 Grind the Sodium/Potassium Nitrate, Charcoal, and Sulpher, to a VERY fine dust . 2 Make sure you keep the Powders seperate. 3 Put them each into their own Plastic Baggies. 4 When all are ground , mix into the beaker/jar and cover them with distilled water. 5 Leave them out in Direct Sunlight for one Hot day. 6 You should have dry Black Powder. 7 Scrape the DRY black Powder into the Vanilla Bottle. 8 Drill a hole in the cap 9 Seal the cap 10 Put the fuse in 11 Find a Lamer 12 Find the Lamers locker and his # 13 Think about it. 14 Think a little more. 15 fuck up the lamer. Note: If you have the balls to do this i'm happy for you. If you get caught DO NOT try and blame me for it. Why not? Ahh... Remember that thing called Disclaimer? haha. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (*) Napalm (*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: Gas Styrofoam Pan Lamer What To Do: 1 Pour the Gas into the Pan 2 Insert styrofoam 3 Keep doing so till it looks of a sticky subtance. Note: There you are Napalm. Put it on some Lamer and see what happenes! Oh yea I DO NOT recommend touching it or letting it touch you :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*)Tennis Ball Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=- Materials: Strike anywhere matches Tennis ball Sharpe Knife Duck Tape What To Do: 1 Cut a small hole in the tennis ball 2 Break off a lot of those match heads. 3 Stuff the matches in the small hole. 4 Stuff more in the hole. 5 Make sure no more match heads can fit. 6 Tape up the hole. 7 Go to the tennis courts. 8 Find a prep. 9 Get far away from him. 10 Let the lamer have it 11 Run Note: none. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -=DyMxLoRd=- This is enough bomb to last you a while. Remember that everythng you do is for Anarchy sake. ARE = Anarchy runs everthing ARE = Anarchy rules everyone Unless i get lazy There should be more text philes in this zip file. late, DyMxLoRd Also, if you know of any other somewhat simple bombs please add them to the bottom but please do everything else the same as me. i.e. (*) Bombs name(*) and then YOUR handle. you should get the idea if you don't then my guess would be that you don't even have a bomb to contribute so stop reading this you worthless Pena Boy and read about fones or something. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------