Yeah
No
Those color things came on.
Your Ebony & Ivory graph stuff is on.
Do you want, like, those ANZEE things?
@X0FUh, What's your FIRST and LAST name:
@X0CNo Fartknocker! You need to have more than, like, 1 werd names!
@X0CYou Sucked, so you were like locked out!
@X0BHang on! Huh-huh. Its Lookin' for @USER@.
@X0CThat's already on another line dude ...
@X0CSorry, your suckurity stinks for this node! ahh a-huh
@X0CBeavis tagged you for like termination!@CR@Tell the Cyclops you want it back.
@X0FLike uh, what's your assword:
@X0CAh, No!
@X0F@FIRST@ is, like, stupid or somethin'. huh-hu-huh-uuhuh
@X0CYour memory sucks dude!@CR@Later fartknocker. huh-huh, heh-heh
@X0F<G>o Away, <R>eenter, or <N>ew Loser?
@X0Cah, new users aren't allowed on this line!
@X0FPick an assword (1 to 15 chars.):
@X0FUhhh. I forgot already. Can you, like, do it again:
@X0CHey Beavis, like, these words don't match. huh-huh
@X0FLike, what Alien are you using:
@X0C@ALIAS@ is already used! Cool. heh-heh
@X0FAre you @ALIAS@ 
@X0FLike, where do you live:
@X0F@CITY@____<---You live here? Cool!
@X0FWhat's your number @PHONESTYLE@:
@X0FIs @PHONE@ cool
@X0FWhen were you, like, born MM/DD/YY:
@X0FIs @BIRTHDATE@ it
N
No Default Modem Thing
@X0FLike, what modem....thing is cool:
L
Line Edi-turd
F
Full Scream Edi-turd
N
No Default Edi-turd
@X0FWhat? huh-huh. edi-turd:
@X0CHey Butthead, I'm like, cramming someone on this Hard drive. heh.heh-heh
@X0C@FIRST@, call someone else, huh-huh. Your number of calls thucks! heh-heh
@X0F@CR@@CR@@FIRST@, ah-huh-huh. I'm having like my, ah, 'event' soon!Call later.@CR@
@X0F@CR@@CR@@FIRST@, my front-end event needs some playing with!@CR@
@X0F@CR@@CR@You take too long!!@CR@
@X0A////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
@X0E Conferce                          Smut Male    ah-heh
@X0A////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
@X0FHey Bevis! huh-huh. The mailbox is empty. Cool. heh-heh
@X0BThere's like, no Bulletin things!@CR@
@X0BThere's no, like, door Bulletin. This sucks!@CR@
heh, heh-heh. Nope!
@X0CHey @FIRST@, I can't uuuuhh, find it. huh-huh!
Bulletin Thing
@X0BOh COOL!! Uhhh, these are new:
S
@X0FUuuhhh Read one, <S>how it again, or <ENTER> For The Main Menu Thingie:
@X0FCool! Read one Number, <S>how it again, or <ENTER> For The Door Thingie:
Current Conferce:
Current File Thing:
<ALIEN>
@X0BYou used @TIMEON@, and @TIMELEFT@ left. C'mon man, I wanna watch MTV
Uuuuhhhh, huh-huh. What?
Main Menu Thingie
Hey Beavis! The BBS menus are on! These are cool!
Hey Butthead! heh-heh. @FIRST@ is like smart.
@FIRST@, your like, real smart or something - yea!
Uuhhh, those ANZEE things are on!
Uuhhh, I stopped the ANZEE things. huh-huh
@X0Bah heh heh. There's no bedwetter. ah-he-heh
That Cyclops guy says you suck, and, like, don't wanna talk. huh-hu-huh
Are you sure you like, wanna talk to him
Hey Beavis! Go see if that uhhh....Cyclops dude is here@CR@
@FIRST@ man. Uuuhhh. hu-hu-huh. I can't find him
@X0BName............:
Address.........:
Alien...........:
Phone...........:
Birth.........:
First Time......:
Last Time.....:
Files you gave..:
You took these:
K You uh, Gave..:
K You stole...:
Mails...........:
Edi-turd......:
Uuuhhhh, no
Lion
Full Scream
Times On........:
Suckurity Level:
Assword........:
Prosthesis....:
None
Waiting Mail:
Uuhh, hu-huh no
Check please
Subscripture..:
None
Chat............:
Yeah, ok
Uuuuhhh, nope
Add<R>ess
R
A<l>ien
L
<A>ssword
A
P<h>one Number
Z
<D>efault Protocarp
D
<E>di-turd
E
<C>hat Available Thing
C
<W>aiting Mail Check
W
<Q>uit
Q
What,s your City, State:
Like, what's your alien:
@X0CThat alien is used!
What's your number ###-###-####:
@X0ABored Name...........: @X0E@BOARDNAME@
@X0ACyclops Name.........: @X0E@SYSOPNAME@
@X0ACashRegister.Number.....: @X0E@REGISTRATIONNUMBER@
@X0ATriBBS (R) Vershin...: @X0E@VERSIONNUMBER@
@X0ANumber of Cool Nodes.: @X0E@TOTALNODES@
@X0AThis Uhh, Node Thing.: @X0E@NODE@
@X0ABBS Start............: @X0E@BBSSTARTDATE@
@X0ANumber of Losers.....: @X0E@TOTALUSERS@
@X0ANumber of Mailboxes..: @X0E@TOTALCONFERENCES@
@X0ANumber of Mails......: @X0E@TOTALMESSAGES@
@X0ANumber of File Things: @X0E@TOTALFILEAREAS@
Are you like, sure, you want to hang up the phone
@X0B@CR@Hey Beavis! hu-hu-huh, @BOARDNAME@ was Cool!
You talked to a computer for @TIMEON@ minutes heh-he-heh
You have like, Uuhhhh, huh-huh, @TIMEREMAININGFORDAY@ minutes left today.@CR@
Node
Like, watchin MTV now. huh-huh!
There are like, uh, no mail confernces!
Mail Menu
@X0FCool! I wanna talk to:
Uhhhhh, Do you want to use your alien
Address the mail to:
Address the mail to (<ENTER> for All):
That Buttmunch is dead. Huh-hu-hu-hu-huh. Not here dude!
Everyone can read this. Heh-he-heh. Is it cool
Enter the subject (<ENTER> for abortion):
Mail abortion done.
Uhhh, what's their address:
That's MY HOUSE buttburgler! Guess another
huh-hu-hu-huh. echo this? echo this
Mail saved!
Do you want to use the full scream edi-turd
@X0CPress <ENTER> on a blank line for a menu.
<S>tore it
S
<A>bortion
A
<C>ool. Keep goin'
C
<L>isten
L
<D>ump Line
D
<I>nsert Line
I
<E>dit Line
E
<R>eplace Text
R
<U>pload
U
<Q>uoat
Q
Uuhhh, really
Dump which one:
That sucks! I didn't, uh, find that line
This letter is, like, massive dude. Long winded cow! heh-he-he-heh
Where can I insert the line before:
What line, uh, to be edi-turd:
What uuhhhh, like, line are you trading:
Enter the replacement <old text;new text>:
First line to quoat (<ENTER> for none):
Last line to quoat (<ENTER> for none):
Like, what's it called:
Beavis you fartknocker! Huh-hu-huh. I can't, like, find it.
Press <ESC> for the edi-turd menu--  <Insert Mode>
<S>tore it
S
<A>bortion
A
<C>ool, keep goin'
C
<H>ey, I'm stuck
H
<U>pload Mail
U
Attach <F>ile
F
<Q>uoat
Q
Uuhhhh, like, no edi-turd help is here. huh-huh
<T>his One
T
Uh, <A>ll of them
A
<Q>uered Ones
Q
<ENTER> to Quit
<N>ew Mails
N
<ENTER> For None
<Q>uit
Q
Hey Beavis! I can't find any mail! It's empty. Like your head. huh-hu-huh-huh
Mail Number
<ENTER> For Read New Mail
This One <S>ucks
S
<PRIVATES>
<PUBIC>
<ECHO>
<HAS REPLIES>
<RECEEVED>
<DELETID>
<PERMININT>
Number  :
Date:
Reply To:
Confer  :
From    :
To      :
Uuuhhh  :
Attached:
<R>eply
R
<P>eek in their mailbox
P
<N>umber #
N
<E>dit
E
<M>ake it Move
M
<C>arry it to...
C
<S>tore it
S
<L>ose it
L
<U>uh, Find it
U
Echo Ech<o>
O
Pu<b>ic
B
Pri<v>ates
V
<F>orever Mail
F
<D>ownload File
D
<-> Back up Beavis
-
<+/ENTER> Next...
+
<Q>uit
Q
Do you want to use your alien
Message moved!
Uhhhh, carried off
Uh, huh-hu-huhu. I lost it
Enter the mail number
Uuhh, what ZIPper thing goes with this:
I found it in my butt. he-he-he-heh
MAIL....is....PUBIC!
Mail is in your PRIVATES!
<L>ist Your Quere
L
Number of Conference to Toggle
<ENTER> to Quit
<Quered>
<Not Quered>
Uuuuhhhh. I lost all the files. uh-huh-hu-hu-huh
File Menu
Like, where ya goin dude:
Uuhh, look for what (<ENTER> for *.*):
From, uh, when (<ENTER> for @LASTFILECHECK@):
Enter the text to find:
<T>his One
T
<A>ll Of em'
A
<ENTER> for abortion
Heh-he-heh- Lookin in:
Enter a blank line to start that upload thing
Uploads are cool! Whaddya got:
Uuhh, that name sucks dude!
We, like, already got it, right? Uh-hu-huh. Yeah. Got it.
Like, uh, what is it for anyway?  Enter a blank line to end the
description.
If it has a, like,  FILE_ID.DIZ or DESC.SDI thingies, enter a blank
line and the Cyclops dude will do it. He's cool.
Yeah, cool! he-he-he-heh-heh
Umm, put one of these '/' first if you only want that Cyclops guy to have it.
I can't find:
is a 0 BITE file, asswipe
Dissecting File:
Archive tests are Cool. Watch this Beavis.......
Ummm @FIRST@, you got
minute(s) for your
minute upload!
@CR@Your file/byte radio SUCKS dude! You can't have any file things buttmunch.
Do you,like, uhmmmm want to download the fagged files? hu-hu-hhu-huh
Ah, I can't uhhhh, find it dude:
Hey fartbreath, like, you don't have enough time to download:
Uhhh, what's it called:
(FREE DOWNLOAD)
File Size:
bites, Batch Size:
bites.
Est. Time:
minutes, Total Time:
minutes.
Enter a blank line to start rippin' me off
What the hell do you want dude:
It's already in the batch, buttjockey, he-h-heh
Hey Beavis! Did you find it? Like, I didn't either huh-huh-hu
Not enough time to finish download!
Download abortions are cool!
Hey Butthead. heh. I like, got two of this:
Hey Beavis, I found something:
Uhhh, which one dude he-heh-he:
Hey dude, like, it's gotta be a ZIP, ARJ, or EXE file thingie!
Unarchiving is cool. Hey Butthead, watch this. this is cool........
Like this file sucks dude!
Contents of
Ummmmm, which one:
Make a blank line to stop archiving and download.
Huh-huh-huh. Which one are you, like, making a Zipper from:
Smooth move Exlax. Sorry dude, Beavis messed it up.
<L>ook at List
L
<D>isplay File
D
<A>rchive and D/L Files
A
<ENTER> to Quit
What modem proto thing do you want dude:
<G>o Party after transfer
G
<A>bortion on it
A
<ENTER> to continue
Like, go ahead dude! Hit Ctrl-X alot for an abortion. he-heh-heh-he-he-heh
Parting in 10 seconds
<H>aul ass now
H
<A>hh, I want back in
A
Which, like, one do you want me to lose:
Are you for real dude? I'm tellin the Cyclops:
Uhhhh, huh, what's it called dude:
Huh-hu-huh, where do you want me to put it:
That's the same place assface!
There is already a clone there. he-heh-heh-he!
Cyclops Menu Thingie
Interrogation Menu
Enter Interrogation Number
<G>o Away
G
<ENTER> for Main Menu Thingie
Door Menu Thingie
Enter Door Number
<B>ulletins
B
<G>o Away
G
<ENTER> for Main Menu
Nobody there dude. Cool!
wants to, like, yell at you or somethin'
That caller like, isn't available for a chat!
That caller is doing a file thing!
They're writing a letter dude. Uhhh, try later.
Huh-hu-huh. We got em' locked in a door. he-heh-he-heh
That caller is in group orgy!
That caller is waiting to yell at node:
Has entered node chat!
They're, like, ummmm, yelling at node:
@X0BThe caller has been paged.@CR@
It may take a minute or two for the other caller to quit what they are doing
and find out what asswipe paged them.  The BBeSS will, like, tell you
when the other caller is ready to, like, chat.  Shut up and wait.@CR@
Enter EXIT <ENTER> at the start of a line to, like, stop talking.@CR@@X0F
is an Butthole, cause like they hung up on me and stuff.
Has left chat mode!
Has entered group orgy!
TeleChat is only for ones that have more than 1 phone.
@X0ANode     Status                   Name
----     -----------------------  ------------------------------@X0E
Like, not real busy
Don't wanna talk dude
Doing a file thingie
Writing a letter
Uhh, behind closed door
Yelling at others
Waiting for Node:
Yelling at Node:
This one is, like, empty
Node Number
<G>roup
G
Una<v>ailable
V
A<v>ailable
V
Uhhhh <H>elp
H
<ENTER> for Main Menu
Chat status set to:
There's, like, no help
Uhhhhh, I don't have one of those
This <S>ucks, <N>o umm,stop, <ENTER> for more?
This <S>ucks, <T>ag Stuff, <ENTER> for more?
S
N
T
Letter(s) [#,#,#,etc.] to tag:
Beavis! This guy is, like, trying to take everything. Hit a key Buttburgler!
@CR@@CR@Your file/byte radio, is cool!@CR@You, like, get a level @SECURITY@ thingie
@CR@@CR@Your file/byte radio, Sucks dude!@CR@Your suck level is @SECURITY@
@CR@@CR@Your perscription expired dude!@CR@Your lowered to @SECURITY@.
Integrity on this file thing Sucks dude!
It passed. You,re like, cool.
Hey Beavis, this one has, uhhhh, like, one of those BOOGER VIRUS things. ASSWIPE!!
This archive thing is clean
To yell at the page, select <T> from the Main Menu.
We're, like, kickin' your ass off in
Minute(s)!!!!!
Hit any key.....
Yo boogerhead. You didn't type anything for a while, so I hung up on you. huh
The Cyclops has dropped his pants again and went to DOS or something...
Hit a key to go on.....
@user@ isn't allowed in networked conferences.
Your suckurity level sucks, so you can't, uhhh , answer to @user@.
RIP is cool! Use it dude!
You didn't, like, tag anything dude. heeh-heh-heh
You uhmmmm, tagged these:
File to Lose [A..Z]
<ENTER> for File Menu Thingie
I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE DUDE!
Uhhh, whaddya lookin' for(<ENTER> to Abortion):
Hey asswipe! You don't, like, have time for:
You, uhhhhhh, got enough bites today. Call back next year. huh-hu-hu-huh
Your daily bite limit won't let you get:
Ummmmmm Nope! Too many bites today dude!
No Radio!
No Limit!
is attached to this letter.  Hit <D> to download it.
Like, I don't want it dude!
is assword protected.  What's the assword:
That's not it. heh-he-heh-heh
<C>hange the point
C
<T>o Who?
T
The current subject is:
Enter new subject (<ENTER> to Abortion change):
The current addressee:
Enter new addressee (<ENTER> to Abortion change):
That is like an invalid mail number!
Do you want to read your messages now
would exceed your file/byte ratio.
Download the file anyway
Where do you want the files copied to?