                            THE RULES
 
1. The female always makes the       8.  The Female can change her
   rules.                                mind at any given point in
                                         time.
2. No male can possibly know all
   the rules.                        9.  The Male must never change
                                         his mind without written
3. The rules are subject to              consent from the Female.
   change at any time without
   notification.                     10. The Female has every right
                                         to be angry or upset at any
4. If the female suspects the            time.
   male knows all the rules, she
   MUST immediately change some      11. The Male must remain calm at
   or all of the rules.                  all times, unless the Female
                                         wants him to be angry or
5. The female is never wrong.            upset.
 
6. If the female is wrong, it is     12. The Female must under no
   because of a flagrant                 circumstances let the Male
   misunderstanding which was a          know whether or not she wants
   direct result of something the        him to be angry or upset.
   male did or said.
                                     13. Any attempt to document these
7. If rule 6 applies, the male           rules could result in bodily
   must apologize immediately for        harm.
   causing the misunderstanding.
                                     14. If the Female has PMS, all
                                         rules are null and void.
