ABUSE11.ZIP    201562  06-04-93  Abuse! Version 1.1 (Shareware) Generates
                               | Colorful Language From Database of Thousands
                               | of Phrases. DOS 3.0+, 256k. Pastes to Word
                               | Processor, Offline Reader or Communications
                               | Program. Vocabulary is Approximately
                               | Pg-Rated; Stronger Version Available From
                               | Author. This is Abuse. Arguments Are Down The
                               | Hall.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 06-04-93 From:sdn_game
B1FF-WUN.ZIP    15404  05-01-93  Convert Text Files Into B1ffspeak. Biff is
                               | Everyone's Favorite Clueless Newbie, Whose
                               | Typing Style is Ju5t 2 C00l!1!!, D00d!1!!!
                               | L1ke, Why D0n"t U Grab 1t!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
BTCOOKIE.ZIP    56834  01-19-94  Bad Taste Cookies Version 1. Really Offending
                               | Jokes. One Joke is Displayed in A Color of
                               | Your Selection Each Time The Program is
                               | Run,Making it Suitable to Include as The Last
                               | Line in Your Login Script or Your
                               | Autoexec.BAT. Includes Both DOS And OS/2
                               | Executables
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 01-19-94 From:fwapps
COMIC1.ZIP      46505  09-06-93  The Comic 1.0 Boot up Humor One-Liners
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 09-06-93 From:sdn_game
CRYSTL34.ZIP   171758  04-12-94  Crystal Ball V3.4. Thomas a. Easton And
                               | Rosemary West (Asp). Welcome to The World of
                               | The Psychic Computer! This Tongue-In- Cheek
                               | Program Lets You Select The Subject Matter
                               | For Mysterious Predictions of Personal
                               | Interest. This Program May Explain Where
                               | Those Wild Tabloid Headlines Come From!
                               | Documentation Reveals The Theory Behind The
                               | Program.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 04-11-94 From:1-misc
CURSES30.ZIP   155010  04-12-94  Curses! V3.0. Rosemary West (Asp). Humorous,
                               | Creative "insult Generator" With A Different
                               | Twist. A Single Keystroke Switches From
                               | Insults to Compliments! This Version Also
                               | Creates Whacky Food Ideas. Phrases Are
                               | Generated From Your Vivid Vocabulary! Because
                               | You Control The Contents, The Program Can
                               | Generate Descriptive Phrases on Any Subject.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 04-11-94 From:1-game
EPOST.ZIP        6753  10-24-93  "dear Emily Postnews" is A Humorous Article
                               | Dealing With Network Etiquette. in Short,
                               | This Shows What Not to do And How Not to do
                               | It. Originally Written For Usenet, But it
                               | Applies to All Network Conferences.
FBITERM.ZIP     50070  09-01-92  Worlds Greatest Computer Joke! Make Your 
                               | Friends Think You Have The Ability to "hack"
                               | Into The FBI Computer to Check Personal
                               | History Records. Your's is Great But Their's
                               | May Not be so Hot! Warning Screen, Modem
                               | Sound Effects, Simulated Trace to Your Phone,
                               | Everything! (Author Not Responsible if Your 
                               | Victim Has A Heart Attack)
FOOL.ZIP         6913  03-06-93  A Good Prank. This Pretends That Your System
                               | is Being Erased. it Fooled All my Friends
                               | so Try it on Yours
FUNJOKES.ZIP    21750  03-27-93  Various Jokes Collected Into WP51 Format
HAW13B.ZIP      98855  04-12-94  Hard at Work V1.3b. Rosemary West (Asp) Ties
                               | up Your Computer With One of 7 Routines - Any
                               | of Which Looks Much Too Important to be
                               | Interrupted. if Someone Does Try to Interrupt
                               | The Action by Pressing Esc or <ctrl><c>, A
                               | "danger!" Message Pops Up, And A Tone Alerts
                               | You.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 04-11-94 From:1-misc
HILBILLY.ZIP     1031  03-16-93  Hillbilly Medical Terms
JETHRO11.ZIP    19345  06-19-93  Jethro Filter That Will "hillbilly-Ize" Your
                               | Text For You. ye Dawgies! Y'all Come Back
                               | Now, Heah?
JNQ.ZIP        151709  10-24-93  Jokes Notes Quotes V1.0 - Over 700 Jokes,
                               | Notes, And Quotes For Preachers, Teachers And
                               | Public Speakers. (Or For Anyone to Enjoy!)
                               | Jump Start Your Speech or Surmon With Fresh
                               | And Funny Jokes Notes & Quotes. Fully Menu
                               | Driven With Printing And Exports to Your
                               | Favoite Word Proccessor. Shareware by Darrell
                               | Hudson.
JQ14.ZIP       333720  05-18-94  JOKES & QUOTES 1.4 <ASP>
                               | Network or stand alone daily quote/message 
                               | system.  Over 3500 jokes, quotes, facts, 
                               | axioms, & more selected from 25 on-screen 
                               | categories. Send messages to all or to 
                               | selected users. Mouse support, print quotes, 
                               | screen saver, context sensitive help & more!
LAWJOKE.ZIP     35209  01-17-94  Lawyer-Joke-a-day - is A Hilarious Database
                               | of Jokes About The LEGAl Profession. Requires
                               | Vbrun300.
LOVED14B.ZIP    92304  04-12-94  LoveDOS V1.4. Rosemary West (Asp). Conceived
                               | as A Change of Pace From All The Practical
                               | Joke Programs That Insult The User. LoveDOS
                               | Responds Intelligently to A Number of DOS
                               | Commands And Keystrokes, And Has Its Own
                               | Repertoire of Friendly Comments. The Way to
                               | Escape is to Tell Your Computer That You Love
                               | It. (But Don't Tell Anyone The Secret!)
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 04-11-94 From:1-misc
MENRULES.ZIP     4002  01-23-93  Rules For Male Behavior - Funny
OS_JOK.ZIP       1934  03-31-94  Operating System Jokes This is A Selection of
                               | Funny Jokes Regarding Various Operating
                               | Systems.
PHOBIAS2.ZIP    44919  06-02-93  Phobias 2.0, List of 300 Phobias Along With A
                               | Program to Display One at Random
PIGLAT10.ZIP     8739  06-19-93  Piglatin -- Translates A Text File Into --
                               | What Else? Igpay Atinlay!
POLLAW.ZIP      11582  10-08-92  Lowdown on Politicians And Lawyers:
                               | 75 Quotes, Quips, Sayings And Jokes About
                               | Politicians And Lawyers. Authors, Dates And 
                               | Sources Are Given When Known. Material is 
                               | Divided Into Sections Such as Positive
QQUOTES.ZIP     33959  04-05-93  Actual Quotes From Our Favorite Vice
                               | President! For Windows
QT202.ZIP      277480  02-06-93  Fortune Cookie Program With 5000+ Quotes
RAH0393R.ZIP    30902  03-03-93  Random Access Humor - March 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Version. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: Case
                               | of The Call-Back Terrifier; Buccaneer Board
                               | Raided; Breaking Divine Wind; Science
                               | Fiction: Techno-Geeks; Daffynitions (A-b);
                               | Taglines Seen Around The Nets; Lettuce to
                               | The Editor
RAH0992.ZIP     10648  02-11-93  Random Access Humor - Sept. 1992 (Premiere)
RAH1092.ZIP     12279  02-11-93  Random Access Humor - Oct. 1992
RAH1192.ZIP     11767  02-11-93  Random Access Humor - Nov. 1992
RAH1292.ZIP     10327  02-11-93  Random Access Humor - Dec. 1992
RAH9305.ZIP     21818  05-05-93  Random Access Humor - May 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. ASCII Text. Free For
                               | Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: A Gooey
                               | Mess; A Year in The Life of A Programmer;
                               | Through The Wormhole; The Twit Filter; Rah
                               | Humor Review; Daffynitions (D-G); Taglines
                               | Seen Around The Nets.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 05-04-93 From:newsletr
RAH9306R.ZIP    32790  06-02-93  Random Access Humor - June 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Version. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: Lord
                               | of The Pies; The Gremlin's Apprentice; When
                               | The Cat's Away; Daffynitions (H-L); The Eyes
                               | Have Had It; Rah Humor Review; Taglines Seen
                               | Around The Nets.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 06-01-93 From:newsletr
RAH9307.ZIP     19608  07-02-93  Random Access Humor - July 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. ASCII Text. Free For
                               | Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: Things
                               | That go Bump in The Hard Drive; Electronic
                               | Tower of Babel; The Truth Behind Mtbf;
                               | Daffynitions (M-Z); Rah Humor Review;
                               | Taglines Seen Around The Nets.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 07-01-93 From:newsletr
RAH9308R.ZIP    37603  08-04-93  Random Access Humor - August 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Version. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents:
                               | Memories of A dp Major; System Design 101;
                               | Product Liability Suit; The Twit Filter: The
                               | Star Gazer; Rah Humor Review: Robin Hood: Men
                               | in Tights; Taglines Seen Around The Nets.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 08-04-93 From:newsletr
RAH9309R.ZIP    42862  09-06-93  Random Access Humor - September 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Version. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: The
                               | War Profiteer; The Short Lived Mutiny; 1-
                               | 800-Cra-shed; A Public Service Announcement;
                               | Online Entertainment Tonight; Full Contact
                               | Aerobics, Japanese Style; Soap Opera; The
                               | Canonical List of Canonical Lists; Rah Humor
                               | Review: John Cleese on How to Irritate
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 09-06-93 From:newsletr
RAH9310R.ZIP    46405  10-05-93  Random Access Humor - October 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Version. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents:
                               | History Lesson; as The Hard Drive Turns, pt
                               | 4; Say What?!; Windows to The Soul; Floods
                               | And Locusts; Aussies in The Palace; Grunged
                               | Glossary; Rah Humor Review: Mystery Science
                               | Theater 3000; Rah Needs A Logo!
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 10-05-93 From:newsletr
RAH9312R.ZIP    43168  12-04-93  Random Access Humor - December 1993 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Edition. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents:
                               | Hand-Me-down PCs; pc Programming; Predic-
                               | Tions For 1994; New Game From Unfocus:; The
                               | Truth About Data Compression; Holiday GIFt
                               | Giving Ideas; The 12 Bugs of Xmas; 1993
                               | Digital Quill Award Winners; Taglines Seen
                               | Around The Nets
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 12-03-93 From:newsletr
RAH9402.ZIP     26872  02-02-94  Random Access Humor - February 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. ASCII Text. Free For
                               | Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: The
                               | Szechuan Taxi; A Model of Stupidty; A History
                               | of The Computer Era on Earth; How to be A
                               | Couch Potato in The Nineties; 1994 Rah Reader
                               | Survey; The Twit Filter: The Professional
                               | Amateur; Rah Humor Review: "grumpy Old Men";
                               | Taglines Seen Around The Nets.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 02-02-94 From:newsletr
RAH9402R.ZIP    47578  02-02-94  Random Access Humor - February 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Edition. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: The
                               | Szechuan Taxi; A Model of Stupidty; A History
                               | of The Computer Era on Earth; How to be A
                               | Couch Potato in The Nineties; 1994 Rah Reader
                               | Survey; The Twit Filter: The Professional
                               | Amateur; Rah Humor Review: "grumpy Old Men";
                               | Taglines Seen Around The
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 02-02-94 From:newsletr
RAH9403R.ZIP    43430  03-12-94  Random Access Humor - March 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Edition. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents:
                               | Welcome to The Fidonet Winter Olympics; Quick
                               | & Very Dirty Install; Grammar in The Machine;
                               | Digital Addiction; You Only Live A Bunch of
                               | Times; The Great Mall; The Dynamically
                               | Translated Address; Bumper Stickers Seen on
                               | The Information
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 03-11-94 From:newsletr
RAH9404.ZIP     28954  04-04-94  Random Access Humor - April 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. ASCII Text. Free For
                               | Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: The
                               | Incredible Shrinking Data Center; in Search
                               | of Ancient Comedians; if Computer Nerds
                               | Controlled Network Programming; in Memory of
                               | John Candy; The Twit Filter: The Retroactive
                               | Architect; Rah Humor Review: More Monty
RAH9405.ZIP     34498  05-02-94  Random Access Humor - May 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. ASCII Text. Free For
                               | Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: Stalking
                               | The Wild Lurker; Rah News Magazine; What's
                               | Going On?; 12 Steps to an Affordable Health
                               | Care System; When The Gods Get Bored; The
                               | Unfinancial User; Rah Humor Review: Classic
                               | Comedy Recordings; Bumper Stickers Seen on
                               | The Information Superhighway.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 05-02-94 From:newsletr
RAH9406.ZIP     26906  06-03-94  Random Access Humor - June 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. ASCII Text. Free For
                               | Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: Chains of
                               | Stupidity; A Matter of Life (And Death)
                               | Support; Vaporware Expands Entertainment
                               | Division; Johnny Turbo, D.R.; The Joys of
                               | Pet-Sitting; Rah Humor Review: Dilbert;
                               | Bumper Stickers Seen on The Information
                               | Superhighway.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 06-03-94 From:newsletr
RAH9409R.ZIP    44462  09-02-94  Random Access Humor - September 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Edition. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: The
                               | Second Year Isn't Any Easier; How I Spent my
                               | Summer Vacation; The Incredible Shrinking
                               | Department; 1994 Rah Reader Survey Final
                               | Results; The Twit Filter: News Releasers; Rah
                               | Humor Review: Toggle Booleans; Rah Humor
                               | Review: Last Action Hero; Bumper Stickers
RAH9410R.ZIP    37659  10-03-94  Random Access Humor - October 1994 Monthly
                               | Electronic Humor Magazine by And For The
                               | Online Community. Readroom.toc Edition. Free
                               | For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents: Gui
                               | Health Care - The Real Deal; The Tech Suppor
                               | Line; Searching For Three Cherry Colas;
                               | People in The News; Childhood Misconceptions
                               | Rah Humor Review: The Liar; Bumper Stickers
                               | Seen on The Information Superhighway.
                               | Received By: Tic-2-PCB 10-03-94 From:ep-mag
                               | Files: 19 Oldest: 04-08-93 Newest: 10-01-94
RAHREV01.ZIP    66691  02-12-93  Random Access Humor Magazine
SMILEY40.ZIP    43073  01-23-93  David Sanderson's Smiley Server. it Contains
                               | A Large Library of Smileys, And Will Print
                               | One at Random, Along With an Explanation.
                               | Or, You Can Type in A Smiley, And The
                               | Program Will Explain it if it Finds it in
                               | Its Library. in Case You You Don't Know, A
                               | Smiley is A Smiling Face Such as :-) This.
                               | Contains Generic C Source And Executable
THOUGHTS.ZIP    16720  07-25-93  Deep Thoughts Local V1.0
                               | Now You Can Display A Humorous Deep
                               | Thought by Jack Handey Locally!
                               | Easy to Install, Colorful And
                               | Funny! Inspired by Saturday Night 
                               | Live! Registration Only $6.00! 
TREKJOK.ZIP     10519  07-03-93  Collection of Star Trek Jokes
TSPUN13.ZIP      7177  10-30-93  an Exercise at Writing Puns in English by A
                               | Non-English Speaker Prof. Timo Salmi of The
                               | University of Vaasa, Finland.
WRIGHT.ZIP      13852  06-19-93  Text File Containing Lots of Steven Wright
                               | Jokes
