Q: Why don't any mexicans work in the space program?
A: Every time somebody says "launch" they sit down to eat!
Q: What do you get when you cross a gay with a pyromaniac?
A: A blow torch!
Q: What's the ecological statement found on Polish toilet paper?
A: "Save atree! Use both sides!"
Q: Why do you always find a fly in cactus soup?
A: It's the only way to get the pricks out!
Q: What happens if you loose at strip poker?
A: You wind up in the hole!
Q: Why can't Frankenstein have any kids?
A: His nuts are in his neck!
Q: What's WASP Foreplay?
A: Buying cigarettes!
Q: What's the ironic thing about pantyhose?
A: The bottom goes in the top!
Q: What would you call a male Whorehouse?
A: A log cabin!
Q: Why did Donald Duck divorce Daisy?
A: Her quack was to big!
Q: How can you tell if a crab is sad?
A: it climbs up your leg and bawls!
Q: Whats prune foo yung?
A: Chinese food to go!
Q: What's a "plutonic" love affair?
A: You only do it doggie-style!
Q: Why did the Polack throw away his toilet brush?
A: He went back to using paper!
Q: What's a french chastity belt?
A: A catcher's mask!
Q: What's 68?
A: "Do me and I'll owe you one!"
Q: What's the problem with a seven-day honeymoon?
A: It makes a whole week!
Q: What do you call hair on a hemorrhoid?
A: Pile carpet!
Q: If a guy has five willies, how does his underwear fit?
A: Like a glove!
Q: What's a tease?
A: A girl who reclines before she declines!
Q: Why shouldn't you wear soundproof shorts?
A: You'll never hear the end of it!
Q: What did the midget do in the gay bar?
A: Kissed everybody in the joint!
Q: What does a girl call head in the afternoon?
A: Lunch!
Q: How can you tell if a parrot is gay?
A: If he likes a cockatoo!
Q: What are Brownie points?
A: New boobs on a Girl Scout!
Q: How can you tell if a woman is experienced?
A: She knows when she shouldn't cough!
Q: What's the scariest thing for a nudist?
A: Frying bacon!
Q: Why is sex better then golf?
A: You don't have to ask the caddy which club to use!
Q: What would you call a beginner pimp?
A: A rookie nookie bookie!
Q: What's the scariest thing for a nudist?
A: Frying bacon!
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: Toliet paper!
Q: How did the telephone operator's husband get pregnant?
A: She reversed the charges!
Q: When does a circus tent Leak?
A: When the man on the flying trap-pees!!
Q: Why was the Orthodox Jew's wife frustrated?
A: He couldn't eat her beacause she was a pig!
Q: What would you call a Mexican gigolo?
A: Juan For the Money!
Q: What's a kosher cold cut?
A: A Jewish American Princess breaking wind in the winter!
Q: Why did the priest get AIDS?
A: He forgot to clean his organ between hymns!
Q: Why was Ronald McDonald fired?
A: For trying to stick his Big Mac into Wendy's hot and juicy!
Q: What's white and goes up?
A: A retarted snowflake!
Q: What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
A: A cherry float!
Q: What do you find under the hood in an Italian car?
A: His girlfriend!
Q: What's a sanitary pad that girls can wear dancing?
A: Diskotex!
Q: How can you tell if a track star is gay?
A: He's always trying to lap the other runners!
Q: What's the best kind of Jewish car accident?
A: No damage to the car and everyone inside is hurt!
Q: Why should you put Vaseline in your cooking oil?
A: It keeps the meat from sticking!
Q: What would you call a Jewish faggot?
A: Heblew!!!!
Q: Why did the girl fail sex education?
A: She couldn't come for the oral exam!
Q: Who wears pink tights and drives a chariot?
A: Ben Gay!
Q: Whats artificial insemination?
A: A technical Knock-up!!





