
                                Joke  v1.00                                
                      The ultimate Joke Displayer                          
                 (c)Copyright 1994 by Mike Kirkpatrick                     


 BBS Support For: 

  Wildcat! BBS 4.X, 3 & 2 


 Warranty 

    This product is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind. The entire
  risk as to the results and performance of the program is assumed by you.
  Furthermore, I the author do not warrant, guarantee, or make any represent-
  tions regarding the use of, or the results of the use of the program, and you
  rely on the program and results solely at your own risk. I the author cannot
  accept responsibility for system damage, loss of profit, or any other special,
  incidental, or consequential damages resulting from the use or inability to
  use this product.


 Licensing 

    Upon registering you are granted a licensed KEY, which gives you
  certain limited rights to use this Software.

    You are granted rights to use this door on a single BBS System. It may be
  used on several CPU's in a Networking or Multi-Tasking environment where the
  BBS System has more than one node.

    You do not become an owner of this or any other Phoenix Data System's Product
  we retain ALL RIGHTS to all the software, copies of the software
  and related materials. Also upon registering, you agree to use reasonable
  efforts to protect the registered KEY file from unauthorized use,
  reproduction and distribution. All rights not specifically granted in this
  license is reserved by Phoenix Data System's,Inc. & Mike Kirkpatrick

    Failure to comply with this License can and will result in suspension
  and removal of the License without refund.


 (C)opyright 

   This utility is distributed under the SHAREWARE concept.
 Under this concept you may use the SHAREWARE (unregistered evaluation) version.
 Each evaluation KEY will last 30 day's and stop working after that.

SET UP PAGE 1 

This utiltiy will take a normal text file with your favorate Jokes
and display it to the hello screen or bulletin of your choice in
Wildcat. Each time you execute your postcall.bat file a new Joke
will appear at random. PLEASE NOTE you must have at least 100 Jokes
in your JOKE.TXT file with no more then 100. You can use any ascii editor
to edit the Jokes and assign new ones. The JOKE.TXT must resign in the
same directory as Joke..



 Running as A Registered Program

    Running as a registered program requires a registered key file. See below for
  registration information. The registered version of JOKE will not
  expire and will remove all delay's in the program.



 Ways Of Registering 


  1.Print-out or copy the contents of the JOKE.REG file provided in this
  archive. Fill it out with the requested information and send the appropriate
  payment to the address on the form or at the end of this documentation.

  2. Netmail the order form using Fido Net. Send to Mike Kirkpatrick
  Support BBS 1:369/135. You can request your keys be returned by Net Mail file
  attachment or other ways mentioned below.

  3. We do accept VISA and Master Card See order form.



 Receiving Your Order 


    All orders are shipped U.S. Mail unless you specify otherwise. KEY files
  may be downloaded from The Star Link BBS. The KEY files will be
  attached to a private message to you with directions for downloading. We
  will also send KEY files via Net Mail file attachment when available. All
  C.O.D. orders will be sent U.S. Mail.

   All Order will be shipped within a 24 hour time period.


     Support can be obtained by calling The Star Link BBS or
     The Phoenix BBS see below for details.



 Technical Support 

    If you have problems with this, or any, of my product's
  contact me, Mike Kirkpatrick or Jan Ferguson at the nubers
   below.

			   Software Support BBS
		 The Star Link BBS (305) 389-4808 (USR 28.8 v34)
		 The Phoenix BBS (305) 572-6086 (USR DS 16.8)
			Voice   (305)572-8295 (Orders)
				Fido 1:369/135

			Voice Order Line is available: 
			     09:00 am - 2:00 pm
			  * Eastern Standard Time *


 Ordering Information 

    Please see the file JOKE.REG file in this package for ordering
  information.


 Updates To JOKE 

     Updates to any of our software  may be downloaded from any of the
  Distribution BBS's free of charge. My intent is always to supply updates
  free unless major revisions are made to the software wherefore a small update
  fee will be charged and may only be obtained through normal registration
  channels.


 Acknowledgements 


	      Wildcat BBS System - Mustang Software
	      Rkplus - Syrious Cybernetics inc.
          Jan B. Ferguson for File Encryption.













































