This system's policy: don't do anything stupid.
   
    Need we say more? We know there are idiots out there, but we're not going to
just ignore the problem by making this a closed system. There are going to be
things happening internally here that neither the users nor the idiots know
anything about. Don't worry, it's going to be 'idiot-proof' even when we're not
around.
  
  Here are a few rules which are lenient but strictly enforced:
 
 1. Don't be an idiot.
 2. Don't drop carrier.
 3. Don't panic!
 4. Don't plug Bill the Cat's tongue into the amp unless he is grounded
and the bactine is handy.
 5. Don't post BBS numbers anywhere other than the other BBS room, unless the
board is for a specific computer, in which case you may post the number
in that computer's room. (for example, an Amiga-specific BBS number would
be posted in the Amiga room)

  You MUST have a nice day. No exceptions.
    
   The management takes no responsibility for any information which may be
obtained through this system. All messages were entered by 
the system's users, who are expected to take full responsibility for anything
they post.
