
--- Tagline Seen Around the Nets

One Christmas I got a battery with a note saying, "toy not included."

I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me in trouble.

Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.

Vegetarians eat vegetables.  Beware of humanitarians!

Newsflash!  Birdland Bar closed for serving mynahs.

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object.

In DBLSPACE no one can hear you scream.

Happiness is planet Earth in your rearview mirror.

Saying a good politician is like saying an honest burglar.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film.

"I'm so cool you can store meat in me."  - Zaphod

Just as I think I've hit bottom, somebody hands me a shovel.

If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?

Bad command or file name!  Go stand in the corner.

I'll live forever.  Or die trying.

I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.

Support the arts - shoot a critic.

A social life?  What board can I download THAT from?

I've got morals, I just keep misplacing them.

Betazoid modem: it downloads the files it senses you want.

All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet.

