--- Taglines Seen Around the Nets

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines...

A dirty book is seldom dusty.

Fish are so hard to toilet train.

Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

And they shall plow their swords into beach chairs.

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!

It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone shorts.

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Creditors have much better memories than debtors.

The upper crust is just a bunch of crumbs clinging together.

If you hear an onion ring, please answer it!

If you stand up to be counted someone will take your seat.

Pollytheism n.; the belief that God is a parrot.

If you ain't Moslem, you ain't Shiite.

Here I sit, in a tizzy - all my favorite boards are busy.

I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.

I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?

What fools these morals be?

"Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet."

I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.

Psst, your file is open.

Computer illiteracy?  You mean my computer's supposed to READ?

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

Error reading FAT record.  Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Apathy error:  Don't bother striking any key.

Will that be cache or chkdsk?

Ignorance is temporary; Stupidity lasts forever!!!

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

You've got to hand it to the IRS.  If not, they'll come and take it.

If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.

We all live in a yellow subroutine.

Money is the root of all evil.  Send $20 for more information.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

We secretly replaced the dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals..

Editing is a rewording activity.

File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars...
