DaffyNition TagLines  (A-B)
compiled by Rob Nykvist (Theodore, AL)

Acoustic:  Instrument used in billiards...

Adolescence:  The stage between puberty and adultery...

Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...

Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...

Alfred Hitchcooking:  Stabbing frozen peas to get them to cook
                      faster... 

Alimony:  The screwing you get for the screwing you got...

Amateur hour:  That 60 minutes after the bars close...

An udder failure:  Cow that doesn't give milk...

Annoying:  Two people who go right on talking when you're
           interrupting...  

Archaeologist:  A man whose career lies in ruins...

Artery:  Study of fine paintings...

Astronaut:  Whirled traveler...

Atheism:  A non-prophet organization...

Bacteria:  The rear portion of the cafeteria...

Baby philosophy:  If it stinks, change it...

Bachelor:  One who never makes the same mistake once...

Bachelor:  One who's footloose and fiance free...

Barium:  What doctors do when treatment fails...

Bathing Beauty:  A girl worth wading for...

Baudy House:  Bordello with a modem...

BBS Trek:  The Text Generation...

Belly Dancers:   People who use sign language and stutter...

Below Average Pilot:  Unequal number of takeoffs and landings...

Blind Spot:  What Dick and Jane did to be cruel...

Bore:  A person who has nothing to say and says it...

Bowel:  A letter like A, E, I, O, or U...

Brassiere:  A tit-tote...

Buccaneer:  The price of corn on the cob...

Bulldozer:  One who can sleep through a campaign speech...

Bunnies hopping backward:   A receding hareline...

Bureaucat:  A kitty who sleeps on your undies...                {RAH}
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Real World Definitions:
 
 1)  Funda--pertaining to the bottom or beneath
 2)  Mental--pertaining to thought or to the mechanism of thinking
  
 Fundamentalist--(a) one who is beneath thought; (b) a butthead
