Stranger Than Fiction: Form Letter
by Dave Bealer

Since the "real world" persists in creating funnier stuff than even
my twisted mind can imagine, we will publish some tidbits regularly,
at least whenever we come across something suitable.  An acquaintance
at Bucknell has confirmed the veracity of the following tale.  Some
time back the Bucknell University Library received a form letter
which began as follows: 

Bertram Memorial Library
Bucknell University
Lewisburg, PA  ...

Dear Bertram,

Now you and Mrs. Library can enjoy....

This says something about the quality of mass-mailing software. {RAH}
