Editorial - Overcoming Tragedy
by Dave Bealer

It is with great sorrow that we announce the passing of RAH's ace
investigative reporter, Bernie Krumb.  Bernie, tireless worker that
he was, stayed late to work on an assignment a few weeks ago.
According to Vaporware Security Director, Vinnie Calamari, it appears
that the exhausted Bernie became confused and wandered into the pen
where Vinnie keeps his specially trained attack hamsters.  Bernie
never stood a chance.

Although he was only on the staff for a few months, we all came to
respect Bernie and appreciate his sense of fair play and team spirit.
He will be sorely missed.

On a happier note, we are pleased to announce that until a permanent
replacement for Bernie can be found, his position is being filled by
staff writer Muffy Mandel.  Although somewhat lacking in practical
experience, Muffy has excellent academic credentials.  Muffy is a
1992 graduate of the International Celebrity Writers Correspondence
School.  The prestigious ICWCS is staffed by such literary luminaries
as Jane Fonda and William Shatner.  You may recall their television
ads featuring ICWCS diet book specialist Sally Struthers.  We all
wish Muffy great success as she assumes her new duties.         {RAH}
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Real Life Definitions:

Dessert Storm -- a barrage of whipped cream dumped on an unsuspecting
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