
If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to drive a piss-ant's
go-cart around the inside of a cheerio.

Hey!...The Milwaukee police are looking for you......yeah..they took
an inventory of Jeffery Dahmers apartment and they were short one
asshole..

Must you be a pothole in the highway of life??

Your father screwed a plant and raised a blooming idiot..

You better hope there is life after death.... it will be your only
chance for a real life!

If a guy is giving a girl a rough time and says, I'd do anything to get
into your pants, she can tell him to roll in cotton batten and be her
maxipad.

I wouldn't spit in your ear if your brain was on fire

I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts was afire.

Or how about this anti-putdown - I'd crawl half a mile on my hands and
knees over busted glass, just to smell the steam off her p*ss, she's
that f*ckin' nice.

If your brains were converted to dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to
blow the kneecap off a flea.

If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.

We could never replace you - we don't know what you ARE!

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave it's ass and make it
walk backwards.

You're so ugly , your pshyciatrist makes you lie face down .

If I were to give a you a penny for your thoughts , I'd have change
coming .

I stuck up for you today .... Someone said you weren't fit to eat with
the pigs , I said you were .

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny...

     You English pig-dogs!  Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly
person!  Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"!  You and all
your silly English Knnnnnnnnnnn-iggets!!!

     Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal
food-trough wiper!  Ah fart in your general direction!  Your mother was
a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

     Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Better not sit down:  Brain damage is irreversable.

I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Someone told me you eat sh*t sandwiches.  I immediately picked up for
you:  "No, he doesn't.  He doesn't like bread".

If brains were dynamite you couldn't even blow your nose!

You're so ugly , that when you were a kid , your Mother had to take you
everywhere wuth her because even she was afraid to kiss you goodbye !

Is that a pimple on your ass or a brain tumor?

She's so ugly, it looks like her face was on fire and someone
put it out with a chain.

If brains were money and battleships were a nickel apiece, she
wouldn't have the down payment on a friggin' kayak!

She was so dumb that she had to stand on a chair to raise her IQ!

You're telling me to eat sh*t?  OK!..but what shall I do with your
clothes?

Is that your face?......Or an open wound? 

When you were born, the doctor took a look at your ass, then at your
face and then said "Look!  Twins!!"

You're so ugly that when you go to a proctologist
he sticks his finger in your mouth....

Thanks to all who contributed. If you have anymore post them to me in
the humour conference on the Nanet network..or I'll assume you're
one fry short of a happy meal......

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                   GHm Wlk           ۰۲
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                 Mississauga, Ontario          ۲ 
                                               ۲  Chrs!!
