HD Crash: (P)anic, (S)uicide, (K)ill bystanders?
HD Recovery: see online documentation....
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a
HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
HELP ME!  MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGG
HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
HELP, I've fallen and I can't reach my modem...
HEY LOOK, Ifixxedthat spacebarproblem. ohdarn.
HEY! The taglines are down here!
HEY! Wait babe don't touch the PHO(~&*! (*$!
HIPMOTIZE!!
HS/Link users get it coming and going!
Ha! and you thought you had heard them all!
HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears.
Hack?  I like to call it appropriate.....
Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen wou
Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu**NOW FORMATT
Half a loaf is better than no rest at all.
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Half wits talk much but say little.
Halleluja!  Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Ham on rye ... a drunk radio operator!
Hamster Court ??
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...
Hand me the glass.  (clink)  No, the other glass
Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear
Handwritten on a condom machine; 'This gum tastes
Hang together or Hang Separately
Hang up already.
Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent
Hangnail.......... A coat hook.
Hangover: the mourning after the night before
Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ?
Happiness can't buy you money.
Happiness is Being A SysOp...
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!
Happiness is a full backup.
Happiness is a loud belch.
Happiness is a warm modem.
Happiness is good health and a short memory-A.S.
Happiness is no laughing matter.
Happiness is not all it's cracked up to be.
Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die
Happiness is twin floppies.
Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes.
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Drive Crash?  Dial 1-800-YOU BURN ..
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hard disks never die... HA!
Hard hat area!!!!!
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off
Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it?
Hard work won't kill me but I'm not taking any chances.
Hard-learned lessons are remembered longest
Harder disks, bigger bits, tighter ASCII
Hardware: The part you kick.
Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you co
Harry, keep the change...
Has HELL frozen over yet?
Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok!
Has a room temperature IQ.
Has anybody ever found Waldo?
Hasta la vista, Baby!
Have *you* cuddled you batchfiles today?
Have 8-track, Will Travel.
Have YOU balanced your checkbook today?
Have YOU totaled a Ford ... Lately?
Have a Happy HAPPY:-)
Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow!
Have a Nice Day !
Have a great day in spite of everyone!
Have a nice day!"  "No thanks, I have other plans.
Have a very nice DAY and a better Night !!!
Have screwdriver will fix.
Have time to waste?  Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have universal translator, will mumble!
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you cursed your software developer today?
Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
Have you ever felt like a  tester?
Have you ever had to finally decide...
Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a
Have you ever tried?
Have you got anything without spam?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you hugged your chipset today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.<sigh>
Have you tried on your smile today?
Having been there...
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
He ain't heavy;  he's a Shareware Author.
He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry & Curly
He is almost a statesman.  He lies well.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is not only dull within, but causes dullness wi
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
He knew the precise psychological moment to say no.
He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adios"
He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.
He was as tough as a two dollar steak
He was the most... Human
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys... is -still- DEAD!
He who fart in church, sit in pew
He who fishes in other man's well, often catches c
He who flies by seat of pants should not eat prune
He who has, worries; he who has not, longs.
He who hesitates goes after me.
He who hesitates is constipated.
He who hesitates is last.
He who hesitates is lunch ! -- OOP
He who is not busy being born, is busy dying.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up!
He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their
He who plays with self, pulls boner.
He who slings mud looses ground.
He who steals my tagline, steals trash.
He who worships Divine Duck will soon sing swan song.
He who writes the manual, never writes the software.
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa
He's dead Jim.You get the tricorder,I'll get his wallet.
He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet!
He's either dead or just very sleepy.
He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!
He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Br
He's not exactly operating on all thrusters.
Head cheese - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.
Headaches are all in your mind!
Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at whic
Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ern
Heaven Holds a Place for Those who Prey
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Co
Heh...  I don't wanna make you *work* or anything.
Hell hath no misery like a backup ignored.
Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants,
Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
Hell with the lid off...BYTE BROTHERS!
Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 sunta
Hello From..... PHILLY!
Hello dad...I'm in jail and I LIKE IT here!
Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!
Hello! My name is Sue! How do you do?!
Hello, I am encoded 100111011001101100010110101001!
Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ
Hello, I must be leaving!
Hello, Keyboard, my old friend...
Hello, Suicide Hotline, Please Hold..
Hello, World!- 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
Hello, is this the party to whom I am speaking?
Hello, my serial number is޺۳ݳݳ
Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?
Hello??  Anyone home??
Help I've fallen and I can't reach my BEER !!!
Help me Norton, Help help me Norton....
Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!!
Help stamp out flaming ducks.
Help stamp out philatelists.
Help stamp out unfriendly conference hosts!
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!
Help you out? Certainly. Which way did you come in
Help!  I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
Help!  I'm addicted to taglines!
Help!  I've crashed and I can't boot up!
Help!  I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!
Help! I'm trapped in a town without a deli!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree
Help! I've fallen and can't reach my beer!
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!
Help! I've fallen up and can't get down!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
Help! It's fallen and I can't get it up.
Help! My computer is holding me prisoner...
Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Help! Save my walrus!
Help!!me the apples are chaseing me??
Help, I'm modeming and I can't hangup!
Help, help! Im being repressed!
Help--I'm being held captive by my modem!
Henry Ford, with all his money...never owned a Caddy!
Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are
Here come old flattop, he come groovin' up slow like...
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
Here's a tagline you have never seen before!
Here's a tagline.
Here, have some of mine, PLEASE!
Heredity is what sets parents of a teenager wonder
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Heresy lays foundations for progress.
Hes not the Messiah . . . hes a very naughty boy.
Hex Dump: Where witches put used curses.
Hey Harry, what the hell's a JAMF??
Hey Norton.. I have a SMALL problem...
Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER
Hey! I hear there's a 'MODERATOR' coming soon.
Hey! This Really Works!
Hey! Watch where you aim that thing!
Hey! Who took the cork out of my lunch?
Hey! Your Trakball is upside down!
Hey!! That was funny. Did you hear...
Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line!
Hey, Ain't that your dog attackin' the president?
Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
Hey, I was 'testing' it for 3 years!
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat.
Hey, my (fill in the name) doesn't have a 16550 UA
Hey, my (fill in the name) won't connect with anyt
Hey, what's this ALT-227 thing for?
Hey, where can I get a father board?
Hey, who spilled coffee on my Tagline?
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hey, you got a problem buddy??!!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!
Hi June, how's the beaver?
Hi Windows 3.0, bye Windows 3.0
Hi!  I am a disabled .signature virus.
Hi!  I'm your quote for this evening...
Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .si
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me!
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six
Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
Hi, what would you like with your fries?
Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go!
Hi.  My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow
Hi. I'll be your tagline for this evening.
Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way st
High message: 943432. Message you last read: 59.
Hind sight is always 20-20.
Hindquarters special of the day !Bring buns !
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hire a teenager while they still know it all.
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
His wife hurt herself making dinner yesterday.
History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victor.
History isn't over with yet, but it soon will be.
History repeats itself because nobody listens
Hit me, I'm a lawyer...
Hm! She is made of harder stuff!
Hm..what's this red button foNO CARRIER
Hmmm, Maybe I should have read this one!
Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visite
Hmmm... What's this red button foNO CARRIER
Hmmm...Is this TAG on? Thump Thump Thump
Hmmmm... Now where did I park my Hard Drive
Hobbes did it, Mom!
Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in sha
Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C:
Hold the Mayo.
Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather.
Hole in The Mattress - By Mr. Completely
Hole in the Bed by I Missed Her Completely
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Holy Razor blades, Batman! That was a close shave!
Home Sweet Home
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Home of the McTagline. Billions and Billions serve
Home of the Superconducting Kitty Collider.
Home sweet home..the place everybody should work..
Homework time limit exceeded.  Auto logon in effec
Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
Honest Politician: One who stays bought.
Honest teacher. A virus REALLY did eat my homework
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a bett
Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
Honey quiet playing Mahjongg,I have to work..
Honey, get out the whips and chains... company!
Honey, what's 'Formatting C Drive' mean?
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it thi
Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd bett
Honk if you Hate Rap Music.
Honk if you feel better than James Brown
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Hope, kind, give, and help, four 4 letter words
Horn busted! Watch for finger!
Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesday this year.
Hot NMI test...
Hot damn we're cooking now.
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
Hot water Heaters: Hot water needs heating?
Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quart
How about a little peel & squeal at my place?
How about them apples....
How am I driving? --- 1-800-EAT-SHIT
How come all you guys sit on your helmets?
How come the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star
How come this jacket they gave me doesn't have sleeves?
How come wrong numbers are never busy!
How did I get here from there?
How did I get round from eating square meals?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do I set my phaser to tickle?
How do I turn the other cheek without getting up?
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide
How do icons work? --Time-Life Books
How do you attach a tag line so it'll stay?
How do you cure a woman of nymphomania? Marry her.
How do you determine the sex of a computer?
How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pi
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
How do you kill a fag? A put a mole in his hamster cage.
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's
How do you spell RELIEF?  DISK_SPACE!
How do you spell RELIEF?  MORE_DISK(SPACE)!
How do you straighten a bent pipe? Bend it!
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to pans?
How does a mouse let me move the cursor anywhere I want?
How is this for diplomacy----Shoot them all!
How long before we're as dumb as computers?
How many babies can a motherboard have?
How many weeks in a light year?
How much can I get away with & still go to heaven?
How much does it cost to ride an IO bus? 2 Bits.
How much is that wookie in the window?
How much wood did Peter Piper pick.. no, wait..
How the deuce d'you deduce that?
How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems
How to Budget Your Money- by  I.R.S.
How to defend yourself against a Banana.
How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Coo
How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!
How you look depends on where you go.
Howd'ya hide money from a Hippie?  Put it under the soap
Hozone; Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
Huh? You mean I can't send mail to myself??
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plu
Humanity prefers comfort over truth.
Humbled again by overlooking the obvious
Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...
Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!
Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.
Hysteria ... ^%#)%^@{]@!]|%#@+
