G M, From The Nice Folks Who Brought Them The Atom Bomb!
G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce?
G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers.
GCC 2.0 is to C as SVR4 is to Unix.
GET A LIFE. Cost. 50 cents.
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
GET SLACK!
GIF at 11!
GIF'S, The GIF That Keeps On GIFFing
GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer
GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOA
GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States!
GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers
GTPN RIME FIDO GENIE UUCP
GUI: Ghastly and Unusable Interface.
GUI: Gross, Undesired Interface
GUI? Don't step in it!
GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever!
GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at
Gaack is always best when served live
Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with
Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over.
Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef- very quickl
Garlic is good for you!
Gasp, someone else got thru the busy signal!
Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote gay pride!
Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS is that stupid!
Gee whiz, Madonna, what a neat concert! (barf)
Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous
Gee,Toto...I don't think we're in Windows anymore.
Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan,
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't
General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore
General Failure reading John Dvorak
General Failure reading Tagline.
General Tagline Error ... grunge message (Y/N)?
General stupidity error reading drive C
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline!
Genius does what it must; Talent what it can
Genius has its limits...Stupidity DOESN'T!
Genius: One who can do anything except earn a livi
Genuine Exploding Tagline.   Acme Tagline Inc.
Geochronologists will date any old thing.
George Bush spelled sideways is O, he buggers
George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents.
Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
German for bra-Holdsemfromfloppin.
German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin!
Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold.
Gesundheit!
Get everyone's attention...make a mistake!
Get it? -- Got it. -- Good!
Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked !
Get on the telephone!!! --Dr. Gene Scott
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Get the Legion Of Doom on Iraq's computers!
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Get up in the sky where they can't find you.
Get your OWN quote, dammit.  This one's MINE.
Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up
Getting a second chance is never a certainty.
Getting better - not older!
Getting to work on time makes for a long day!
Getting up early is hazardous to your health
Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness.
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool...
Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour puss.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Girls, girls, girls!
Give Me a Cookie!
Give happiness/Deserve happiness.
Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this scie
Give me a standard Unix! Sure, which one: SVR4, SCO,...?
Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
Given an open book exam, you'll forget the book.
Glaucoma Patients Need Legal Marijuana!
Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquiti
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever...
Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever.
Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me.
Go Ahead, Make My Day...
Go Forth and Backup!
Go ahead, Moderate my day.
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wron
Go ahead, make my tagline!
Go ahead, moderate my day-PUNK!
Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does...
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
Go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time!
Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom!
God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the
God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve.
God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - Go
God is HERE, Let Us Celebrate!
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country.
God is real, unless declared integer.
God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pop
God save the screen!
God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swag
God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others.
Going back to the origin is called peace...
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Going to fly?  Walk you'll get there faster!
Going where no NC has gone before!
Going.....Going.....GONE.........!
Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet..
Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe
Good WHAT? really is the way to a Lady's heart
Good day to avoid cops..crawl to work.
Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following t
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's s
Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please
Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese E
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, where-ever you are!
Good ol' American ingenuity !!!
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Good tea. --Nice house.
Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on foreve
Good, Fast, or Cheap : choose 2 of the 3
Good, Quick, Cheap.  Pick any two!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond!
Goooood Morning Iraq!
Gorba-chef -- What's he cooking up now?
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacr
Got DOS 3.3?  Downgrade to 4.01 TODAY!
Got Kleptomania?  Take something for it!
Got it straight now? Good.
Got my diploma, now I am in the unemployment line.
Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ...
Gotta fix that spell chekker...
Gotta kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight
Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DI
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!
Government is a burden on the people.
Governments love no one, not even themselves...
Graduate Of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School o
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Ma
Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Drivin
Grammarians never die-they fall into a comma.
Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns bro
Grass is nature's way of saying 'High!'
Graves dug to custom fits.
Gravity doesn't suck, the earth does.
Gravity really gets me down.
Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
Great Dames for sale.
Great Gobs o' goose grease!  A computer
Great minds always meet at infinity.
Great minds think alike, and steal the same taglines.
Great prices are better than a cute tagline!
Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fa
Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
Grep me no pattern and I'll tell you no lines.
Grin..Could you elaborate on that ?
Grippe............ A suitcase.
Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse!
Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?
Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Growl for me. Let me know you still care.
Guard your rights! Join the National Tagline Assoc
Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter'
Guess retain files, or any other key to refo
Gun Control means using 2 hands
Gun Control: A criminal's best friend.
Gun Control: Being able to hit your target.
Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
Guns don't kill people off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people.
Guns don't kill, bullets do.
Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.
Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large
