E = mc  2 dB
E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot'
E-mail from the edge.
EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It<-
EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that
ENIGMA - A point to ponder!
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate?
ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
ERROR: Incompatible File Format
ERROR: LPT1 not found .. Use backup - PENCIL & PAP
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded
ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
EVERYTHING seems to make MY body grow twelve different ways!
EZ come... EZ go   SLMR come... He stay! oppps OLX
Each TAGLINE contains only ten calories...
Each call contains only ten calories...
Each class of men is created equal.
Each day a day goes by.
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles may soar, but Weasles aren't sucked into jets
Eany Meany Jelly Beany...The Spirit's are about to speak.
Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.
Earth Day, brought to you by Dow Chemical.
Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can.
Earth:  mostly harmless.
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seas
Easy Street is a blind alley.
Easy as 3.141592653589...
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust....
Easy credit, terms available... - Satan
Eat Gaseous Worms!
Eat My Shorts.
Eat any good books lately?
Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.
Eat my Jockey briefs.
Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling!
Eat the rich--the poor are tough and stringy
Eat the women  ---Axl Rose
Eat the young!
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last
Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.
Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!
Eeny Meeny Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
Eh what?
Eh, What's up doc?
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
El Kabong!
Electricians do it until it Hz.
Electricians do it with a charge!
Electronic Latrine, or Philosophic Melting-Pot?
Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog
Elephant - Mouse Built to Government Specs
Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
End of Message - Stop reading.
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry can
Enee, Menee, Minee, HEY MO!!!
Energizer Bunny released on bail of 30,000 NiCads.
Energy derives from both the + and negative
Energy! +39.2.341248 +39.2.3492783. Why be normal?
Engineers are better by design.
English is wonderful, used correctly
English word for Sushi?  BAIT
Englishman Say: Bird in bed worth two in bar.
Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.
Enjoy life ... moderation is for monks!
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have!
Enlightenment is only a state of mind.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Enquiring minds already think they know!
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
Enquiring minds want to know!
Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Entropy requires no maintenance!
Environmental condoms;y'want paper or plastic
Environmentalists -- modern LUDDITES!
Equality......when's it coming?
Er, how 'bout 'Biggles Combs his Hair'?
Er, how about 'A Sale of Two Titties'?
Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out.
Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error 141: Too many errors.
Error 144: Bit bucket overflow.
Error 216: Tagline out of paper.
Error 256: Programmer Deleted.
Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer
Error finding REALITY.SYS -- universe halted ...
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
Error locating COLDBEER.CAN  SysOp not loaded!
Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows.
Etc., etc., etc.
Etched in an eccentric impulse!
Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity
Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying.
Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
Eunuchs - What they did to bad programmers.
Euphemist minces words, neologist mints his word
Evangelists do more than lay people.
Eve was made from Adam's Rib - a cheaper cut of meat
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even the smallest candle dispels the darkness.
Even weeds have needs...
Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you?
Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?
Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it!
Every child should be given the desire to learn.
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Every day I do my best for one more day.
Every day is starting to look like Monday.
Every day is the dawn of a new error.
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Every little BYTE helps.
Every man is the stem of his own bloom.
Every new generation is a fresh invasion of barbarians.
Every person constructs their own bed of nails.
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
Every person is the architect of their own fortune
Every politician has a price,some hold bargain sales.
Every problem has a solution.  Sometimes.
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the questions!
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Every valuable idea offends someone.
Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli
Everybody do the Michigan Rag!
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Everybody lies about sex.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
Everyone has a scheme that won't work.
Everyone has photographic memory, some don't have film!
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone is GIFTED. Some open the pkg. sooner.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everyone lives by selling something. - R.L. Steven
Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.
Everyone's gone to the movies.
Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irresponsible.
Everything I have is HUMUNGOUS! Especially my imagination
Everything I say is true, and thats a lie
Everything changes except change itself.
Everything here is right, but it could go wrong.
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
Everything is a lot like something else.
Everything is just a thing
Everything is simple, they're what's screwed up!
Everything looks better in COLOR!
Everything put together falls apart.
Everything starts as someones daydream!
Everything that's important has already been said!
Everything usually goes wrong at once!
Everything you know is wrong!
Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again.
Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office)
Evil is the root of all money.  Buy bonds!
Evil won't kill us; apathy & lethargy will
Evil...wicked...mean...and nasty!!...
Evolution: God's way of issuing updates
Excess is never enough.
Excuse me for butting in.  I'm interrupt-driven.
Excuse me while I bang my head against a wall
Excuse me while I crouch down here 'ahint my asbestos shield...
Excuse me worker, I'll just be a nanosecond.
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
Excuse me, could you spare a little social change?
Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable.
Excuse the spelling, I have been snorting to much code.
Excuses: I'm too full.
Excuses: I'm too tired.
Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow.
Excuses: N: Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache.
Excuses: You mean you didn't bring any [insert favorite brand]?
Execute program code from Write Only Memory!
Exercise ? I would rather be space walking !
Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.
Exhibitionists love Windows
Existential vacuum?  Does it come with attachments?
Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment.
Experience is nothing but a lot of mistakes.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!
Experiencing Synoptical Difficulties, Please Stand By.
Experiments should be reproducable,
Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
Expert - anyone from out of town.
Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch
Explode into pieces, you source code -- Asreil, programme
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF   1
Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11
Exploding Windows....GOOD Exploding Drives......NOT GOOD!!
Exploding piglets!!!  My god, it's raining bacon!
External Storage - Wastebasket.
Extinct species will never be Born Again.
Extremism in anything is. Just extremism.
Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!
Eyeing little girls with bad intent... <TULL>
Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off.
Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel..
