D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
D.A.M.N.  Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
DAMN, we're good.
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
DANGER! Human at keyboard!
DARE to be Kaotic.
DAVE - STOP
DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING
DAVE, I REALLY THINK I'M ENTITLED TO AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION
DEL .     Does WHAT?
DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out!
DELETE TAGLINE.MR
DENIAL: [D]on't [E]ven k[N]ow [I] [A]m [L]ying
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker!
DESQview: faster than a speeding icon !!!
DIDN'T INHALE?  Can't he do ANYTHING right?
DIGITAL had what? When?
DISCLAIMER: I said it, not my company.
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*")
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \__MINE\*.*")
DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT,YOU SNOTTYFACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPIN
DOS = Doesn't Operate Swiftly
DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir
DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
DR-DOS, the much better DOS than DOS.
DSZ Super8k Xmodem-The good,the bad &the ugly
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
DV has a KB mouse: BigFatHairy Deal!
Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half lon
Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean??
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean
Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there?
Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent.
Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless its on a plate!
Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name,
Dahmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food.
Dain Bramaged.
Dammit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot!"
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy
Damn the documentation. Full speed ahead!
Damn, another mutation!
Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds.
Dan Quayle's library burned.....both books destroyed.
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Dang! My drive ate the Origin Line...
Danger. Serious confusion has arisen.
Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions.
Dangit!!!  I forgot to put a new tape in the vcr t
Darn wizards anyways!
Darn! Those palm trees are blocking my view of the Gulf!
Darn, No good Taglines To Steal!
Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs
Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddy Wookie!
Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going..
Database (n.) more information than you'll ever need.
Dave Barry's home away from home.
David Coperfield with one P?
David Duke - A Nazi in Conservative Clothing!
David Lee Roth thinks we're much too loud.
Day++; dollar++;
Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.
Daytona Beach: 'I've fallen.....and can't reach my beer!'
Dazed and confused...
De agony of delete . . . !
De groeten, and have a nice orgasm !
Deaf? Call 1-800-HEARING for free information.
Dear Satan, Give me Drugs - William Bennett
Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down"
Death is life's way of saying "Your Fired"
Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is not the end; there remains the litigation - AB
Death on Two Legs.
Debate is the death of conversation.
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Deep down I'm really shallow.
Default origin line
Defeat may test you. It need not stop you.
Define Life: Mail.
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
Democracy often gets caught with its pants down.
Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Deny the last stablished truth in the list. Add yours. Pass it on.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Dermatologists make rash judgments.
Descriptions of Heaven - By Pearly Gates
Design flaws travel in groups.
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Despair: an extra tire in de trunk.
Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe...
Dial (202) 456-1414 ask for the Boss!
Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues.
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans!
Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ?
Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did I make my point yet???
Did I type slow enough for you this time?
Did I write this drivel?
Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow?
Did Mr. Bell expect this??
Did somebody fire a phaser in here?
Did somebody say 'Mattress' to Mr. Lambert?
Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths?
Did the Easter Bunny have it's rabies shots?-Elmer
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Did you hear about the BBS that....
Did you install the Write Only Memory?
Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary?
Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton?
Didn't I buy a '51 Packard from you in Cairo???
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
Didn't I see you on America's Most Wanted??
Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difficult? I wish it had been impossible!
Digital Lawrence Welk: A One ann-a Zero .....
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Dilate....Italian word meaning To live long.
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Dinner Special, Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock.
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Direct all flames to ->NULL
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dis Is My Tagline. Go Get Yo' Own.  Right On!
Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible.
Disclaimer:  I didn't really say this.
Disclaimer: Author bears full responsibility for this message.
Disclaimer: Standard.
Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Discretion weaves a tangled web.
Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
Dishonest Person -- One who farts & blames the dog!
Disk Crash: Abort, Retry, Kill innocent bystanders?
Disk Mangler strikes again!
Disk crashes!  I hate when that happens...
Disk write error, please drop dead...
Divers do it deeper.
Diversity is God's way of amusing himself.
Divide Overflow, I failed grade 2 math!
Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch.
Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
Do Alabama babies have a southern drool?
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep --R.K.D.
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Do Da, ARCidy Day . . .
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea...
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I coul
Do I have this thing configured righK
Do I hit [Enter] now?
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball
Do NOT try this stunt on your PC!
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg?
Do That To Me One More Time!
Do What I Mean!
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do be do be do - Sinatra
Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter?
Do expect me to talk?No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die!
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped?
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
Do less and accomplish more.
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not applaud until you have heard the music.
Do not believe anything I haven't said
Do not believe in miracles  rely on them.
Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.
Do not disturb.  We're disturbed enough as it is.
Do not drop??? Ooopps!
Do not induce vomiting.
Do not panic!  It's only a Sonic Attack!
Do not provoke me.
Do not puncture or incinerate.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
Do not respond to this tagline!
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
Do not use if safety seal is broken.
Do not use while train is in state of Florida
Do not write in this space!  For office use only!
Do octopus get octopussy?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Do right, fear no man. Do wrong, fear no woman.
Do something stupid again today.....
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill.
Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???
Do those who watch over you know about this??
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. (A.C.)
Do you C my point?
Do you ever get the feeling that the computer is pushing YOUR button?
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
Do you have such a thing?
Do you have too much time on your hands....
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
Do you like me for my brain, or my baud?
Do you plan to run?Like blazes the first chance I get!
Do you trust your ROM to make decisions?
Do you wear suspenders in addition to a belt?
Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all?
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine!
Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are Better :)
Doctor, my brain hurts!
Documentation is the castor oil of programming!
Dodger Good Buddy, Over and Out.
Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol???
Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit?
Does Commander Data have an over byte?
Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table?
Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Does Venus have an Earth probe?
Does anybody know what's going on?
Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies?
Does bouncing count?
Does it really matter which cola I drink?
Does our economy move like a cancer now?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie?
Does your MOM know you're reading this filth?
Doesn't look like his mother....could be his sister....
Doesn't she have ANYTHING better to do?
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Dog-gone-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician!
Dogmas breed litters of stigmas.
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Gates, too.
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Doing away with God (is) to cease to be a man
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits
Dolores capitis non fero. Eos do.
Don't .gif a Damn about my bad .rep-utation!
Don't Ask Me. I'm Making This Up As I go!
Don't Believe The Hype...It's A Sequel
Don't Drink and Type!
Don't Erase it!  I MIGHT need it ---- someday!
Don't Look Back.  Something might be gaining on you.
Don't Steal. The government hates competition
Don't Think!!!!! SCHEME !!!!!
Don't Underestimate The Power of MA BELL!
Don't Wimp Out!
Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
Don't be blinded by the charm.... take care of her
Don't be so open minded your brains fall out
Don't believe everything I say.
Don't believe taglines to be reality.
Don't believe the model is the reality.
Don't blame Congress. If I had $600 Billion I'd be irresponsible too!
Don't blame me!.....It's San Andreas' fault!
Don't blame me...I voted for myself.
Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.!
Don't confuse Growing Up with Blending In!
Don't confuse me with facts!!
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up!
Don't crush that dwarf -- hand me the pliers.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
Don't drink and DEL *.*
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Don't drink water, fish breed in it.
't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.
Don't eat meadow muffins.
Don't eat the yellow snow!
Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline.
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!!
Don't get mad, get even.
Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!!
Don't give up your sapience without a fight.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.
Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead!
Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator,I'll go back on topic.I swear!
Don't itch for what you don't intend to scratch.
Don't just DO something,STAND THERE!
Don't just do something, stand there!
Don't just lurk there -- say something!
Don't just read - write!
Don't just stand there, say something.
Don't leave home without a portable computer!
Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
Don't let it fool you, it's written in BASIC.
Don't let stress kill you off - let someone help!
Don't let the Tute Screw YOU!
Don't let the bugs byte!
Don't let your boss catch you doing this.
Don't light a match!
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you!
Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN FASTER!
Don't look behind you, they're watching.
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
Don't look now but your fly's open!!
Don't lose heart, someone may want to cut it out!
Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards...
Don't mess with Ms. Murphy!
Don't mess with me. You know how I get....
Don't mess with those who buy ink by the barrel!
Don't monkey with my daggit.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Don't panic!!! It's supposed to do that... I hope
Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!
Don't pick it, it'll NEVER heal.
Don't pick up that phon#!}}{)      NO CARRIER
Don't play stupid with me, I have more experience.
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
Don't question authority, it doesn't know either.
Don't recall us...we'll recall you....
Don't recall us...we'll recall you....
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!
Don't steal the Government doesn't want competition.
Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.
Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!
Don't touch that!
Don't underestimate the power of inflation.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't waste the whole day - laugh at LEAST once!
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,
Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo.
Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&#~
Don't worry. Be happy.
Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!!
Don't you ever say "$#%@@##" to me again!
Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?
Don't you hate when that happens??
Don't you have something better to do?
Don't you want to be a Block too?
Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you
Dont recall us ... we'll recall you
Dont'ja just love $#(*^&(^ine noise?
Doris, FOR THE BIRDS, is leading Carol astray :-)
Dorothy, we're not in Kansas. Toto! you can speak!
Double your dipoles. Double your flux.
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Double, double, tagline trouble...
Doubt grows with knowledge
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom
Down the Flagpole - By Dick Burns
Down with D'Broke & F***Door!
Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished
Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion?
Dr. Procter sez: If ya got shingles, put 'em on the roof!
Dr. Proctor Sez:  Beer...it's not just for breakfast..
Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!!
Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a swea
Draw this Peanut, become a senator.
Draw your salary before spending it.
Dreadful.  Truly dreadful.  But you love it, don't you?
Dreamed of potato chips -- awoke and all my 3.5s w
Drifting farther every day.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why..
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where...
Drinking Kills Brain cells, But just the weak one...
Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No problem.
Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.
Drip....Drip....Drip!
Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association
Drive it in..Push it out.
Drive on Parkway.Park on Driveway. America!
Drives used below the equator spin backwards, don't cha know.
Drool?  As in to lust after? - Data
Drop a conference??? are you kidding or what?
Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.
Drop your carrier...We have you surrounded!
Drs. practice medicine...that's why we're all sick
Drummed to Death - By Dee Bugit
Duh, who put the lights out?
Dum spiro spero -- As long as I breathe I hope
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.
Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes!
Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis
Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble.
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexic Agnostics Society Discussion Topic: Is Dog Dead?
Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog'
Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa...News at 11
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Dyslexics of the world untie !
