C -- It isn't just for breakfast anymore.
C :The power of Asm w/the flexibility of Asm
C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run !  *Please* Run Code !
C code run. Run code run!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on ..
C'mon, George, tell me about the contras again, George, huh? Huh?
C++ Programmers do it with class.
C-C-C-Caffeine, the programmer's best friend.
C: The power of Assembly with its flexibility
C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  RUN\DOS\RUN  RUN\RUN\RUN
C:\DOS\RUN  RUN\DOS\RUN :-)
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11.
CA Raisins murdered!  Cereal Killer? Film at 11.
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR
CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind!
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
CAUTION--The Users Bite
CAUTION: INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCOURAGE
CHASTITY: The most unnatural of sexual perversions.
CMOS: Commonly Misunderstood Option Switches
COBOL, like cancer, can be cured if deleted early.
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
COFFEE.COM not found.  Sysop asleep.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak ou
COMPUTER MUSIC: The burst of silence when you switch off.
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
CONFLICT: Answering the mail...Doing the housework
CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!
CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?)
CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal
Cache me if you can . . .
Caches to caches, DOS to DOS...
Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome.
Caffeine makes the world go round.
California does have its faults.
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up!
Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home.
Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
Call me back so I can hang up on you!
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Call the Men of Science.
Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks!  Come out, come out!
Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence.
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
Campus Crusade for KALI!
Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I go to prison for this?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.
Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?
Can a blue man sing the whites?
Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
Can you open your mind without it falling out?
Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'?
Can you say critical mass?  I knew you could.
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded
Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation.
Can't guarantee it'll wotk for you, but it did for me....
Can't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her!
Can't see it? It IS there, using Stealth technology.
Can't underestimate the power of fear.
Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?>
Canadian wildlife found here.
Candygram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy!
Cannot open /usr/games/lib/taglines.
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
Cant expect to keep them on the farm after they've seen Paris.
Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!
Captain Kirk:  We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my b
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris.
Captain, this board seems highly illogical.
Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
Car pooling - By Sharif d'Ride
Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
Careful what you think you want, you may get it.
Carefully avoid anything said to be NEATO!
Carpenter's Rule:  Cut to fit;  beat into place.
Carpenters are just plane folks.
Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on!
Cars aren't the only things recalled by the manufacturer.
Cast your bread upon the waters ... and it will re
Castrate - the hotel rate for actors.
Cat (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
Catch the wave, or don't.  See if we care.
Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens.
Catholic girls, in the little white dress
Catholic girls... send me a dozen!
Cats Know Their Rights.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cause I love my ol' tag...
Cause of Death: CRC Error
Caution PET XING
Caution! - BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
Caution, Student BBS'er at the Wheel...
Caution:  Breathing may be hazardous to your healt
Caution:  High Pressure!!!  Contents are PKZIPED
Caution: Contents under pressure!
Caution: This stuff is addictive...
Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks.
Celebrate Earth Day <ad pd. for by Exxon>
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Eat Jodi Foster.
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch.
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.
Cement shoes, dirt cheap. Ask for Guido.
Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found!
Cereal port 1 error.........
Certified Debugger = VW Mechanic with Inspection License
Certified Rocket Scientist <NOT!>
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [261] times. Add 1 as s
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [7] times.
Charlie Don't Surf.
Chastity - most unnatural of the perversions
Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ !
Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -The Management
Cheese can be your friend!
Chemistry stinks.
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Chile today. Hot tamale.
Chinese computer = Abacus.
Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'.
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ...
Chit chat and drivel unwelcome here
Chizboiger, Chizboiger, Pepsi, Pepsi!!
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
Choose your friends carefully - Y. Arafat
Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1
Choosy users choose GIF!
Choosy voyeurs choose .GIF!
Christina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy!
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha ..
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 2400 in an HST lane.
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Civil War Firearms - By Captain Ball
Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Clarify my position? But it would only confuse things!
Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer Engineers
Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dict
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Click mousie...Drag mousie...KILL! KILL! KILL! Muwwahahahah!
Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines!
Climate is what you expect.  Weather is what you get.
Clones are people two.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Close cover before striking.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Club AfterDark. At dusk, the fun begins.
Coarse and violent nudity.  Occasional language.
Code run. Run code run!
Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep
Coffee--the beans from Hell!!
Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze?
Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate
Cogito Ergo Boom == Smart Bomb!!!
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
Coitus Interruptus. Emission Impossible.
Coke or Pepsi....you decide !!
Coke, it's surreal thing.  -- Salvador Dali
Cold Capture, Warm Boot
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
Colic............. A sheepdog.
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or r
Color is only a pigment of your imagination
Color slide viewing cures insomnia
Comb your hair...you look dreadful!
Come as you are...
Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
Come on guys!, it's all ball bearings nowadays.
Comfortable truth, isn't.
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers
Coming soon - VAPORWARE III - It's a real gas!!
Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday!
Coming soon to a universe near you!
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows.
Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo!
Coming soon: New Taglines!
Command Interpreter Bad or Missing...
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes ho
Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Committee:Life form with six or more legs and no brain
Committing suicide in Newark is redundant.
Common sense ain't so common
Common sense isn't.
Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Communists are now more legal in NYC than Kiev!
Compiled by:
Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min)
Complex problems have simple, wrong answers.
Complexity isn't the answer-it's the problem!
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
Compute Safe! Use McAfee!
Computer Chat on Vision Cable Ch24 - Weds 7:35pm
Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!!
Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
Computer Science? Army Intelligence?
Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'
Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that harddrive space.
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
Computer models of computer conferences.
Computer not found.. (A)bort (R)etry (F)^&K IT!
Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
Computer's dental problem ? Overbyte !
Computer,load program 9 -- Execute
Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Computers ARE the future. Oh the future looks grim!
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers are like greek gods. Lots of rules, very
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers can't cook omelettes, even if asked
Computers don't get mad...they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND]
Computing is a terminal disease.....
Conclusion: the place  where you got tired of thinking
Conformity obstructs progress.
Confuse people:  Quote from the wrong message
Congenital........ Friendly.
Congress is full of crooks, theives and bandits.
Congressional National Bank. Ours bounce higher and farther!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Considered by many.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginativ
Constant change is here to stay.
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Constipation - By Sid Ondapott
Constipation is the thief of time.
Constructive criticism is so rare.
Contains less than 2% U.S. RDA for this echo
Contents may settle during shipment.
Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occa
Contradiction:  Seen any GOOD T.V. shows?
Control-Alt-Buy-Sell
Controversy is its own reward. - Dennis Snow
Conventional wisdom, isn't.
Conversation enriches the understanding.
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0.
Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
Cooks? what we need are engineers
Copy editors do it with style.
Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research.
Copy org.asm+waitand.c+donot.pas loony.bin
Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Corazon says:  If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty
Corvette, the ultimate of ultimates
Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines
Cosmic Thing.
Could I have a drug overdose?
Counselor Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional.
Courteous And Efficient Self-Service.
Cover me.  I'm going to change lanes.
Cover your stump before you hump.
Cpl. Paterson is a COWARD!
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead!
Crash Course In Brain Surgery
Crash! P)anic, S)uicide, K)ill bystanders?
Crayola presents a new color! TARDIS BLUE!!!
Cream rises to the top......so do dead fish.
Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior exec
Created by Female Gynecologists who knew what they were doing.
Creativity is the recombination of the elements of life.
Creditor: A man who has a longer memory than a deb
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
Crewman Green, step on that rock!
Crime does not pay, as well as politics.
Crime frequently starts in the Mayors Office...
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress
Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress!
Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
Criminal: One who gets caught.
Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil!
Crispy outside, tender inside.
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Crop Circles: The work of a cereal killer?
Crossing Rivers - By Bridget Fast
Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight
Cthulhu saves--in case he's hungry later
Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.
Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
Cum on feel the NOIZE!  --Twisted Sister
Cures For Impotence - By Hugh G. Rection
Current Protocol: None Selected
Curses!  Flamed Again  --me
Custer was siouxed.
Custer wore arrow shirts.
Cut me young, cut me deep!
Cut, Paste, Color, Delete...
Cute and definitely huggable.....right!
Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.
CyberSpace Forever!
CyberVille Station East
