B u g s   A r e   S o n s   o f   G l i t c h e s
B.A.D.D. - Brotherhood Against Dink Doers
B.M. = Bowel Movement  OR  = Brian Mulroney
BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE !
BADGERS? We don't need no steenking BADGERS!-- Rau
BASIC By All Standards It's Changing
BASIC Lives....
BBS, American style.
BBSing is a Maalox Moment
BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days
BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System...
BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore!
BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer.
BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot..
BELL RATES: pay an arm & leg to use an ear & mouth
BETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo...
BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology... tomorrow
BIGAMIST:  A heavy fog in Italy.
BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude.
BOB FALCON for President. Well, it couldn't hurt.
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMM
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!"
BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side orde
BTW: Problem solved thanks.
BUGS???? I'll get them....STOMP!
BUSHPILOTS do it out of sight.........
BUY AMERICAN. (This tagline made in Japan.)
BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
Babes are like roads.
Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Baby Sitters: girls you hire to watch your Tv.
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free.
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in
Bachelor: one who is footloose & fiance free!
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Sw
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find Reverse !
Back in the saddle again...
Back off man! I'm a programmer...
Backing up does not cause severe tire damage...
Backup corrupted: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (H)ammer
Backup not found! (A)bort  (R)etry  (F)ail  Aww Hell!
Backup not found....(A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants
Backup not found: (A)bort (P)anic (D)iarrhea.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (D)etonate
Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (s)uicid
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)ryalo
Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now.
Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
Bad Ass, Inc. (Purveyors of Fine Filth!)
Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
Bad Spellers of The World Untie! get it?oh, well..
Bad command or file name.
Bad command or file name..STUPID!
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
Bad habits? I have nun.
Bad or missing sysop
Bad times for virii ->
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
Baghdad is Arabic for molten glass...
Bailiff, whack his peepee!
Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair.
Balls said the Queen,If I had them Id be King
Bang!  I'm dead!
Bang! goes the kanga off the bonnet of the van...
Banish me to Babbledegook! No, No! I DID my time!
Bankers do it with interest.
Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.
Banned in 34 countries.
Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness.
Bargain Tagline (no message).
Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails.
Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!
Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's
Basic programmers never die,they gosub and don't return.
Batch files? No,but here's a nice batch of cookies.
Batches,batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches.
Batches?  We don't need no stinkin' batches!
Batman is a menace to society...
Batteries not included.
Baud, James Baud. - famous British spy/modemer
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I'm hunting tagwines !
Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psych
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Be careful what you ask for - you may get it!
Be careful when slinging mud,you might lose ground.
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
Be creative  -  invent a perversion!
Be different, make a difference!
Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes.
Be nice or be nuked.
Be safe. Use a condom.
Be safe: Use smoke detectors OR Sleep with a firef
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speaker
Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent.
Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
Beam me aboard, Scotty!" -- "A 2 x 4, Sir?
Beam me aboard, Scotty. Sure. Will a 2x10 do?
Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser!
Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS
Beam me up Scotty.
Beam me up, Scotty - it ate my phaser!
Beans are the musical fruit
Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's
Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one!
Beat me, whip me, make me read my mail online.
Beat me. Whip me. Make me write bad taglines.
Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat... (Ramones)
Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!
Beautify America - Deport Congress!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!'
Beauty is only skin deep.Ugly goes right to the bone.
Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume.
Beaver Cleaver has an edible complex
Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.
Because it's there.
Because nothing else comes close.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Bed her late than never.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me??
Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed wit
Beer is Better: Beer is always in season.
Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't
Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how
Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling s
Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!!
Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
Before calling Tech Support, ask the Guru
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Before you start anything, make sure you can finis
Behead a Lawyer for Allah!
Behead a Moderator for Allah!
Beheading: The ultimate loss of face.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every great man is his BUTT.
Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman
Behind every successful woman - herself.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
Belfry: The directory for .BAT files!
Bell announces, FREE call waiting*8>
Benign............ What you are after you be eight
Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle.
Besides, friends don't let friends buy Seagates.
Best file compression around!  "DEL *.*" - 100% co
Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer.
Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spo
Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people
Beta-testers do it for free.
Betcha Bo don't know SALT!
Better taglines through confiscation.
Better than the Other Leading National Brand...
Better to understand little than misunderstand a l
Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never t
Beulah, peel me a grape.
Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's...
Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations.
Beware of exploding penguins!
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Beware of quantum ducks:  quark, quark.
Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts
Beware of the powermonging InterLink Moderators.
Beware the Jabberwock, my son....
Beware the grammar / Spelling Gestapo.
Beware the man who fears you.
Beware the shadows, for they are...ARRGHH!
Beware!   The tagline thief lurks in the depths of
Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.
Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all m
Big Brother is watching you!
Big or small We tax them all.
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.
Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing.
Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy
Bigfoot Boogies On Down
Bigfoot Goes High Society
Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene
Bigfoot Puts on the Dog
Bigfoots With Dirty Faces
Bigger isn't necessarily better - take a look at W
Biker Nuns From Hell - on the next Geraldo!
Billions and billions served (and lived).
Billy Bob's Road Kill Cafe - You kill'em, we Grill
Bink'n Along
Binkley 2.50 ( Keyless & Free )
Binkley without mail is like a scooter without whe
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
Biology grows on you.
Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark!
Birdmodem: ZRCHRP Received. Sending SEEDS.LZH
Birds of prey know they're cool.
Bit Decay!? Yo say ou hve B Day
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
Black holes happened when God divided by zero.
Blackouts are Not unscheduled midweek vacations.
Blah, blah, blah...
Blame your maker or blame yourself,but don't blame me.
Bless me father for I have SIMMed.
Bless our young they will inherit our national dept.
Blockade?? What blockade??!
Blond Mating Call:  Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!
Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.
Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits
Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.
Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.
Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier
Blood on the Hurdle - By Wun Hung Low.
Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better t
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
Blowers good, paper baaad... -Dana Carvey
Bo Derek thinks we're a bunch of airheads.
Bo KNOWS Needlepoint
Bob's sarcastic point.
Bodily Functions: Make room for more beer.
Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel
Boing Boom Tschak ...
Bonds almost instantly!
Boogers on the Wall-By the twin writers, Pickem &
Boop Boop Bee Boop - Betty Boop
Bore:A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelev
Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPAN
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
Born Once, Die Twice; Born Twice, Die Once...
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ...
Bought some powdered water..not sure what to add, though.
Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.
Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too.
Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Boycott EXXON... get a horse!
Boycott meat - beat a vegetable.
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-age
Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLAN
Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.
Brain damage?  No thanks, I have some already.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
Braniff ran OS/2
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Breast fed:  A female FBI agent.
Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Brian! Come on, let's go to the stoning.
Brighter than Cindi Lauper.  But then, what isn't?
Bring back Max Headroom!
Bring back REAL monster movies!
Bring home the bacon?  HECK!  I Brought the PIG!
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech
Bring order to your life, use random numbers.
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! <CLANG>
Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera si
Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh
Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung.
Brown spots in the Desert- By Squat and Leavit
Bubbles in the Bath - By Verewynn de Bottam
Budget the luxuries first!
Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick two.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Bugs?  I just programmed undocumented features!
Bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs
Build a better mousetrap; catch better mice.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Build a watch in 179 easy steps -by C. Forsberg.
Building Bigger and Better Hangovers
Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.
Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo
Bumper Sticker: 'TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING'.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxati
Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity
Burn a flag for freedom
Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime.
Burning down the house.
Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!)
Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics
Bush:like Reagan without the acting ability!
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest!
Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Busy little fingers leads to trouble...
But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
But I don't like Spam!!
But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
But I received the operational signal again!
But I thought YOU did the backups!
But I was just getting interested!
But I'm feeling MUCH better now!
But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
But Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right..
But honey,I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine.
But my little voice TOLD me to do it!
But officer, I was only going 10 MIPS!
But once you are real, you can't become unreal aga
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?"
But the cow CHIP is organic....
But the initial objective was to drain the swamp!
But then again, what the heck do I know!
But where's the disposable crewman?
But you can sure get nothing for something!
Buy American!
Buy Yugoslavian Wars Bonds!
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster..
Buy a HST and keep Ma Bell in business!
Buy in haste, repair at leisure
By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE!
