What do you call twelve blondes in a freezer?
   Frosted flakes.
What did the blonde ask her doctor when she found out she was pregnant?
   Is it mine?
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?
   Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
   An interpreter.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
   The more you bang them the loser they get.
If you put a dollar on a blondes head, what do you get?
   All you can eat under a buck.
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
   They don't know the route.
How do you put a twinkle in a blondes eye?
   Shine a flashlight in her ear.
How do you know if a blonde used the computer?
   There's WHITE-OUT on the screen.
What do blondes and computers have in common?
   You never appreciate either until they go down on you.
What do turtles and blondes have in common?
   Put them on their backs and they're both fucked.
What is the mating call of a blonde?
   I think I'm getting drunk?
What is the mating call of a brunette?      
   Has the fuck'n blonde left yet?
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
   Tell her a joke on Friday.
Why do blondes get tilt steering?    
   It gives them more headroom.
How do you change a blondes mind?
   Blow in her ear.
Why don't blondes like vibrators?
   It's hard on their teeth.
Why don't blondes eat pickles?
   They can't get their head in the jar.
What is the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
   One is a busy ditch.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
   She kept throwing out the W's.
What does a blonde wear behind her ears to make her attractive?
   Her ankles.
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
   A thought.
Why do blondes work seven days a week?
   So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
What do you call ten blondes in a swimming pool?
   An air pocket.
What do you see when you look deep into the eyes of a blonde?
   The back of her head.
Why don't blondes make Kool-aid?
   They can't fit eight quarts of water into the little package.
What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
   She goes home.


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