Welcome to Commode 1.0 Alpha.  Written by Michael Vincze.

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WHAT IS COMMODE?
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Commode is a MS-Windows 3.1 program that is used in conjunction with
the Windows File Manager.  Commode allows you to drag and drop files
from the File Manager onto a Commode icon or Commode window that will
temporarily hold your file until you are sure you want it deleted
(flushed.)

Note Commode runs only with MS-Windows 3.1.

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AUTHORS NOTE.
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Some people might find Commode offensive.  The filenames and sounds
may appear to be vulgar.  If you do then please accept my apologies.
Depending on user feedback I may change the filenames.  Also for the
future I plan on adding a filth level.

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PLEASE READ!  VERY IMPORTANT!
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Commode 1.0 Alpha is being distributed freely in hopes that the
author will get feedback from users.  Feel free to make copies and
distribute Commode 1.0 Alpha as you please (provided a fee is not
incurred other than normal BBS fees.)  But please do not alter any
files.

The author can be contacted at:

	Michael Vincze
	5229 Wood Creek Lane
	Garland, Texas, 75044-4915

	email: mav@asd470.dseg.ti.com

	phone: (214) 575-2723
	       (214) 414-5175

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INSTRUCTIONS ON INSTALLATION.
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The following files are required for Commode:

	Commode.Exe
	Commode.Ini
	Clink.Wav
	Fart.Wav
	Flush.Wav
	Piss.Wav
	Plop.Wav
	Ugh.Wav
	Deepduki.Wav
	Bwcc.Dll

Commode.Exe, Commode.Ini, and *.Wav can be placed anywhere on your
system.  The only requirement is to have them in the same directory.
If you add Commode to the Program Manager, then have the working
directory point to the directory you placed Commode.Exe,
Commode.Dll, and *.Wav in (Note: This is the Program Manager's
default.)

Bwcc.Dll must be placed either in the aforementioned directory or
your Windows System Directory.

For my system I have the following:

	C:\Commode\Commode.Exe
	C:\Commode\Commode.Ini
	C:\Commode\Clink.Wav
	C:\Commode\Fart.Wav
	C:\Commode\Flush.Wav
	C:\Commode\Piss.Wav
	C:\Commode\Plop.Wav
	C:\Commode\Ugh.Wav
	C:\Commode\Deepduki.Wav
	C:\Windows\System\Bwcc.Dll

Since Commode plays .Wav files you must also have a sound driver
installed.  If you do not have a sound card, then you can still play
Commode noises through your PC speaker.  I have also included a
PC-Speaker driver.  In order to install this, you must unzip
Speaker.Zip and install it per the provided MS-Windows 3.1 Control
Panel icon and select Drivers.  Consult the Windows manual for
instructions on installing drivers.

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INSTRUCTIONS ON OPERATION.
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Simply invoke Commode either from the File Manager or from the
Program Manager like any other Windows program.  Commode provides
simple instructions under the Help Menu.

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OTHER NOTES.
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Special thanks goes to Alvin Crofts II for the sound provisions.

Although Commode 1.0 Alpha is alpha code, every effort was made to
ensure that Commode operates properly.  Commode has been extensively
tested and should not create any bogusness.

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END OF README.TXT.
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