Top Ten List
Copyright (c) 1994, Heather DeRouen
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Top 10 Ways to Enjoy the Summer in Dallas, TX
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10.  Practice flipping off motorists that cut you off on the interstate,
     then ducking to dodge flying bullets.

 9.  Join a gang.  See if you can instigate a gang war.

 8.  Spend as much time outdoors as possible.  Admire all the pretty colors
     as dementia caused by heat prostration sets in.

 7.  Stare at the sky and see if you can spot any new holes in the ozone before
     going blind.

 6.  Bet on which major political figure will be indicted next.

 5.  LEAVE.  Go somewhere that's more temperate in the summertime, like Hell.

 4.  Go swimming once at Lake Dallas.  Spend rest of summer trying to clear
     up rash caused by toxic substances in the water.

 3.  Say "Hot enough for ya'?" to every passing stranger.  Spend 3/4 of
     summer at emergency room from injuries sustained.

 2.  Go to a Dallas Area Rapid Transit (DART) bus stop and spend all of
     summer waiting for a bus.

 1.  Stay in the air-conditioned comfort of your home and BBS, BBS, BBS!!!

