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[35m   so against McEnroe that he cheered McEnroe's opponent and cheered each   
[36m   time McEnroe made a fault.  McEnroe, starting to get hot under the collar
[34m   about this fan's attitude yelled out, "Don't you have anything better to 
[32m   do than cheer for my opponent all afternoon?"  The fan yelled back "No!" 
[31m   Further words were exchanged, McEnroe went over to the fan, flared into  
[32m   a verbal assault, flung his racket in the air.  When the racket went up  
[37m   in the air some rosin flew off the racket.  McEnroe went on to win three 
[35m   sets to two.  But the fan wasn't finished, a week later he sued McEnroe  
[36m   for six million dollars.[49C
[34m   The case alleged "grievous physical and mental injuries."  The judge[5C
[32m   didn't see it the same way.  He stated that McEnroe may have acted in    
[31m   a "childlike" manner and "shabby" but found no assault and battery to    
[32m   warrant this type of legal action.  The judge stated that at most the    
[37m   'fan' got a fleck or two of rosin on him.  Case was dismissed.[11C
[35m * A man went into a restroom at a bar; when he came out he complained that 
[36m   "someone or something" had punched and kicked him.  The owner of the bar 
[34m   waved it off feeling the man had too much to drink.  The man sued for    
[32m   a thousand dollars for damaged from the bar's "ghost."  The judge, though
[31m   amused by the thought of a ghost punching and kicking this man, was not  
[32m   amused by the legal action and dismissed the case.[23C
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