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[35m * In one city in North Carolina there is actually a law on the books stat- 
[36m   ing that it is "illegal for a cat to fight a dog or vice versa."[9C
[34m * Barbers in Omaha, Nebraska had best be careful, it is against the law    
[32m   for them to shave the chests of customers -- now stop that![14C
[31m * California has a law still on its books that states: "it is forbidden    
[32m   to hunt whales from your automobile."[36C
[37m * Las Vegas, Nevada - if you are bound that direction and ever find your-  
[35m   self having to pawn something - don't try pawning your dentures, it is   
[36m   illegal.[65C
[34m * If you live in Natoma, Kansas, and you are male, we recommend you wear a 
[32m   striped suit all the time - why, because in that city it is illegal to   
[31m   throw knives at men wearing a striped suit.[30C
[32m * Take those boots off cowboy before hitting the bunk - in Tulsa, Oklahoma 
[37m   the law says you must remove your boots before going to sleep.[11C
[35m * The state of Vermont actually has a law on the books forbidding you from 
[36m   whistling while under water.[45C
[34m * California law forbids anyone from dusting with their own dirty under-   
[32m   wear.  I guess someone else's would be legal right - yuck![15C
[31m * If you are in St. Louis, Missouri, you best be careful where you sit to  
[32m   drink beer out of a bucket - on the curb it is illegal.[18C
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