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[35m DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 DITZS WHO DIED AT THE LAKE IN A TRUCK THE OTHER   
[36m DAY?  THEY WERE RIDING IN BACK AND COULD NOT GET THE TAILGATE DOWN![8C
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[32m WHY DON'T DITZS NURSE THEIR OWN BABIES?  BECAUSE IT'S SO PAINFUL TO BOIL   
[31m THEIR NIPPLES![61C
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[37m WHY DO SOME GIRLS LIKE TO DATE FAT POLITICIANS?  THEY ENJOY BEING UNDER    
[35m THE INFLUENCE.[61C
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[34m THE PRESIDENT DECIDES ONE DAY THAT HE NEEDS TO GET LAID.  SO HE GOES[7C
[32m DOWN TO A CATHOUSE WHERE HE SEES A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A REDHEAD.[6C
[31m HE ASKS THE BLONDE "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S., HOW MUCH WILL IT[8C
[32m COST ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU?" SHE ANSWERS $300.  POSING THE SAME[13C
[37m QUESTION TO THE REDHEAD, HE IS TOLD $500.  FINALLY HE ASKS THE[13C
[35m BURNETTE, AND SHE SAYS....  "MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU CAN RAISE MY SKIRT[6C
[36m AS HIGH AS MY TAXES, LOWER MY PANTIES AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET IT AS[8C
[34m HARD AS THE TIMES, KEEP IT HARD FOR AS LONG AS I WAIT IN LINE AT THE[7C
[32m STORE, MAKE ME AS HOT AS MY APARTMENT IN THE SUMMER, AND SCREW ME AS[7C
[31m GOOD AS YOU HAVE THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA, THEN MR. PRESIDENT, IT AIN'T[7C
[32m GONNA COST YOU A DIME!"[52C
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