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    Boldy go into the realm of drunken sysops & their users...



    Originally the smallest and most useless information network, society
has ever know, ImageNet has expanded and matured into the vast quantities
of uselessness you see before you.

    The purpose of ImageNet was based on the thought of our fore-fathers,
which state that most BBS users only want to download nude pictures, then
post messages and try to pick up ugly girls :) that they will never meet,
never will, or are being fooled by men who write messages only pretending
they are girls.

    Remeber the days of high school when all the cool guys used to smoke.
A time when the term "Bush-Bash" ment you had a place to stay.  Stumbling
home at 3:00am with bruises and a sore throat was something to brag about
with your friends. The days when you used to talk about useless things to
pass the time away.

    Remeber yesterday. Laughing at Satan's latest venture in The National News 
and Enquirer headlines.  Oprah.

    Sit back have a beer (or some Jack Daniels) and memorize the following
conferences. Notice that no brain cells will be wasted.

     
Conferences
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IN_976-Call 976-BAR-BABEs     -Adult Bar Conversations & Ramblings
IN_ELD-Entertainment Elders   -Gaming Tips & Revues From Semi-Professionals
IN_FND-Friday Night Drinking  -Drunk Ramblings From Professional Drinkers
IN_IBM-Idiot Box Machines     -Technical Computer Hardware Conversations
IN_STT-Stupid Talk Show Topics-Talk Show & Rag Magazine Conversations
IN_TSP-The Smoking Pit        -General Conversations & Public Opinions

      * NOTE - All conferences may use handles but are not required *


Current Hubs                        Current Nodes
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Alternate Image...... 519/457-6855  Access-20................. 519/649-7609
                                    Best Destiny.............. 519/457-4246
                                    BioHazard BBS............. 519/455-8812
                                    Cybernetic Interlink...... 519/660-6033
                                    Evolutionary Armageddon... 519/672-5888
                                    LaRAU BBS................. 519/672-5568
                                    Paintball Lives!.......... 519/453-4997
                                    Project-X................. 519/455-0548
                                    Valhalla.................. 519/685-0360
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Joining
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    Joining is extremely easy.  The only thing you have to do is send a
message containing the following information:

                REAL NAME & HANDLE
                ADDRESS & PHONE NUMBER
                BBS NAME & PHONE NUMBER
                BBS BIOGRAPHY (NO MORE THAN 200 PAGES)

    And send it to...


          Dr. Stalker at the Alternate Image BBS (519) 457-6855
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              If you wanna be in the club, you have to jump!
