These are patch files for Turtle Beach's WavePatch program. The following
is a list of the awe inspiring files:

Jawharp.wfp	Jawharp instrument (Second only to the kazoo!)
		Includes embeded WAV file (a small one at that)
Badstart.wfp	Synth sound effect. Like a machine that just won't start
		Uses existing WAV's in Maui
Up&Away.wfp	Synth sound effect. No need for a mod wheel with this.
		Uses existing WAV's in Maui
Creaky.wfp	Synth sound effect. Like a creaky door opening.
		Uses existing WAV's in Maui
Readme.txt	If you can't figure this out, why do you have a computer?

If anything goes awry with your computer (or yourself) due to utilizing,
installing, re-installing, or de-installing these patches in any way
shape or form, the author claims no responsibility. But if people stand
up and cheer, stomp their feet on the ground and start ripping your
clothes off due to utilizing, installing, re-installing, or de-installing
these patches in any way shape or form, the author claims at least partial
responsibility.

If you feel these patches have given you something you've always wanted,
you can do the same for me and my 2 1/2 yr old son, who longingly clung
to my leg while daddy worked on these patches (Feel guilty enough yet?)
Send a check or money order (or even just a thank you note or e-mail would
give my life's work meaning. Compuserve ID: 73443,2346) for a measly
little $5.00 to:

Daniel Epstein
1027 Fenwood Dr #2
Valley Stream NY, 11580
(Make check or money order payable to: Daniel Epstein Consulting)
