Top Ten List
Copyright (c) 1994, Joe DeRouen
All rights reserved


 Top Ten Ways To Tell You're Having a Really Rough Day In BBS Land  

 10. SysOp changes your handle to "Ima Leech"
  9. Your aunt uses your new CD-ROM disc as a coaster              
  8. Psych 101 paper gets juxtaposed with alt.sex file from Internet
  7. President of local computer user group marries your sister    
  6. FIDO doesn't like your front-end mailer - and neither does Spot
  5. Your wife finds your GIF collection
  4. National debt pales in comparison to your upload/download ratio
  3. You find your *wife's* GIF collection
  2. Chastised by angry RIME conference host for being off topic
  1. Artificial Intelligence program won't hot chat you  

(c) 1994 Joe DeRouen.  All rights reserved.

