 Bludfest news as of 07/12/1992:
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   It is the beginning of a new day...
The Apology Gods apologize for ALL THIS APOLOGIZING DAMMIT!
   A stranger, Sub-Odeon   , appears at the inn.
   Sub-Odeon    exits the inn.
   
 Bludfest news as of 07/17/1992:
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   Oh, what a beau-tee-full mooor-ning... Oh what a-- <shotgun blast> <silence>
The Angry Gods condemn the Apology Gods for swearing.
   A stranger, Starscream   , enters the inn.
   Starscream    courageously enters the dungeons.
--Holy bovine! a pair of recently-fixed cats was butchered by Starscream   !
   Starscream    safely emerges from the dungeons.
   Starscream    departs from the inn.
   Estarriol's lengthy absence is rewarded with his termination.
   Intelligence reports that Estarriol is actually Doc Mike , a goofball in real
life too.
   
 Bludfest news as of 07/18/1992:
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   A new day's light breaks over the horizon...
Lord Binkley the High Programmer says hello :)
   A stranger, Dracula, appears at the inn.
   Dracula courageously enters the dungeons.
   Dracula sees the light of day again, escaping the dungeons.
   Dracula courageously enters the dungeons.
   Dracula struggles free from the clutches of the dungeons.
   A stranger, Leech   , appears at the inn.
   Leech    leaves the inn for now.
   
 Bludfest news as of 07/25/1992:
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   O-oh, say can you see... By the dawn's ear-ly light...
Lord Binkley the High Programmer says "Are we having fun yet?"
   The loser, Sysop   , returns to the inn.
   Sysop    exits the inn.
   
 Bludfest news as of 07/30/1992:
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   O-oh, say can you see... By the dawn's ear-ly light...
Lord Binkley the High Programmer says "Well, tough."
   A stranger, Attic, enters the inn.
   Attic exits the inn.
   Bludsquid's lengthy absence is rewarded with his termination.
   Let it be known that it was Pizza Thief  using the name Bludsquid.
   BludSquid's Pack O'Squid ceases to exist.
   Thunderboy is removed from the list of players.
   Let it be known that it was Luthern    using the name Thunderboy.
   
 Bludfest news as of 08/04/1992:
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   Oh, what a beau-tee-full mooor-ning... Oh what a-- <shotgun blast> <silence>
The Electricity Gods apologize for wiping out the character file.
   A stranger, Q, enters the inn.
   Q departs from the inn.
   The loser, Q, reappears at the inn.
   Q braves the perils of the dungeons.
   Q struggles free from the clutches of the dungeons.
   Q courageously enters the dungeons.
   Q just dropped carrier in the middle of the game!  What an asshole!
   
(Or maybe he just has call waiting?)
   Sub-Odeon    is removed from the list of players.
   If I told you that Sub-Odeon    is actually Helena Finkleberry, would you
believe me? You see, he was using his real name.
   
 Bludfest news as of 08/11/1992:
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   Oh, what a beau-tee-full mooor-ning... Oh what a-- <shotgun blast> <silence>
The Honesty Gods apologize for the Electricity Gods' little lie.
   A stranger, Jeff Howell , stops by the inn.
   Jeff Howell  leaves the inn for now.
