Is there a dichotomy between art and science?  Was C.P. Snow
correct about the two societies? Can a series of stupid questions lead
you into reading the rest of this document?
	Having recently written a program to mathematically manipulate
public domain Calamus Fonts, I wanted to show off the fonts.  The
program is my Fonts Utility program which can be found on this BBS. 
The new fonts are visual puns and some of the letters look quite
interesting, depending on their ancestry.  The program itself does some
real work, including bolding, compressing, enlarging, slanting, and
rotating of the letters.  But I also wanted to have some fun too.  The
program will take the letters and 'explode' them out from the center of
the letter.  This gives them a quirky look, very fiftyish and modern. 
The triangle function can also be called a pin head function.  It
squeezes the letters at the top forming a letter that strongly
emphasizes the serifs that are present.  The sphere function maps the
letter onto a sphere.
	Lubalin is normally a staid serifed typewriter font.  It is used
for legibility and for dull routine work.  With these modifications,
the font is now exhilarating, electrifying, fun.  This example should
make you want to order the complete font utility today.  You should. 
You will be very pleased with it and the many fonts that will be
produced.
	You can order the Calamus Font Utility from

	Fonts by Guber
	717 Elkington
	St. Louis, MO   63132.

	Ask for the brochure of all of the Fonts by Guber Calamus Fonts.