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	  HANDLE.SND   sound that was rumored to have eminated
		       from Corporate Boardrooms across the U.S.A.
		       when gossip surfaced recently that Washington is
		       thinking about formulating a High Level
		       Industrial Policy to get a Handle on
                       foreign competition.
			 Said policy would enable American companies
		       to compete against foreign companies
		       which are backed by their respective
		       sovereign foreign governments.

		       This may be just a lot of
		       political hot air...  but it sounds great.

		       We'd probably hear this same sound
		       eminating from Senior Citizens if
		       we set up special Bank accounts for
		       anyone over Sixty-Five.  These special
		       Bank accounts would be setup to return
		       8.0% instead of the paltry 4.5% return
                       seen today from an average
		       bank money market account.
