"MAN, THIS HAT  +REALLY MAKES ME+LOOK RAD.      "
"HEY WHERE IS   +THE PASS LINE? +               "
"EVERYBODY KNOWS+I'M A WILD AND +CRAZY GUY.     "
"I THINK XXXXXX +IS INVADING    +MY DUGOUT.     "
"I SACRIFICED   +MY CAREER TO   +PLAY THIS GAME."
"THESE PLASTIC  +CHIPS NEED SOME+SERIOUS SALT.  "
"GOOD THING THIS+ISN'T REAL     +MONEY HERE.    "
"NOW, IF I GET  +THE CHIPS, THAT+IS GOOD, RIGHT?"
"IS XXXXXX WEAR-+ING A BASEBALL  +SHIRT?         "
"ROLL IT, WE'RE +NOT GETTING ANY+YOUNGER HERE.  "
"I CAN'T COUNT  +TO 36, I'LL BE +OUT OF TOES.   "
"HEY LADY, HOW  +OFTEN DO YOU   +WATER YOUR HAIR"
"WONDER WHERE A +GUY CAN GET A  +GOOD MIT?      "
"TONY BALOONEY  +AIN'T CHOPPED  +LIVER YOU KNOW."
"I NEED TO ASK  +MY BROTHER HOW +TO BET HERE.   "
"I'D LIKE TO BUY+A VOWEL.       +               "
"I'LL BET XXXXXX+IS STRICTLY    +MINOR LEAGUE.  "
"YEA, AND I BET +YOU DRIVE A    +LEMON.         "
"I WONDER WHAT  +TEAM XXXXXX IS +A MEMBER OF.   "
"YOU CAN'T TAKE +ALL MY MONEY, I+HAVE RIGHTS TOO"
' ---> hands talk if button pushed
"CAREFUL XXXXXX +THAT'S MY      +PITCHING HAND. "
"HEY, THAT IS MY+ARM YOU GOT    +YOUR FINGER ON."
"SO, DO YOU WANT+TO ARM WRESTLE?+               "
' ---> torso talk if button pushed
"I WOULDN'T DO  +THAT IF I WERE +NAMED XXXXXX.  "
"FEELS LIKE A   +BULLET PROOF   +VEST DOESN'T IT"
"CAREFUL, I'M   +WEARING MY     +SPIKED SHOES.  "
' ---> head talk if button pushed
"HEY, I NEED    +THAT HAT TO    +LOOK COOL.     "
"GET YOUR FINGER+OUT OF MY FACE +YOU SHOE CLERK."
"SO, DO YOU WANT+ME TO AUTOGRAPH+YOUR BASEBALL? "