25,001 JOKES, ANECDOTES & FUNNY QUOTES

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a treasure-trove of truly funny materials. These are great for spicing up
opening remarks in speeches, presentations, and communiques. Browse for
fun or search this giant collection by any word or topic. Select the
perfect joke for your next occasion - choose the funniest or most
appropriate item to drive home a point! Or just enjoy terrific humor on
something you like. It's the greatest thing on mirth!

Jokes, riddles, short stones, puns, quips, satire, boasts, jests, funny
dialogues, and the all-important one-liners are all here. Search by any
word or phrase in the actual jokes' text. Or select from over 1,000
subject areas include business, art, politics, and sports. Includes two
calendars of amusing sports events and sports figures, and a 366-day
calendar of historic political events. Even if you have no funny bone,
you'll still enjoy the wealth of revealing wisdom about human nature.
Speakers, don't overlook the value of humor - as provided here by such
renowned humorists as Gene and Linda Perret. Win 'em over with yuks and
grins! Only the best from:

* Braude's Treasury of Wit and Humor
* Speaker's Treasury of Sports Anecdotes, Stories, and Humor
* Funny Business: Speaker's Treasury of Business Humor for
  All Occasions
* Encyclopedia of Ad-Libs, Crazy Jokes, Insults, and Wisecracks
* Complete Speaker's Galaxy of Funny Stories, Jokes, and
  Anecdotes
* Galaxy of Funny Gags, Puns, Quips, and Putdowns
* Handbook of Inspirational and Motivational Stories, Anecdotes,
  & Humor 
* I Shoulda Said...(one-liners)
* Speaker's Treasury of Political Stories, Anecdotes, and Humor
* Complete Book of Insults, Boasts, and Riddles
* 5,000 One and Two Liners for Any and Every Occasion

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