                              Dave Says

Hiya each, and welcome to  another  superb  issue  of  PC  STUNN! -  the
disk mag that refreshes the parts other disk mags cannot reach.

...Microsoft  seem to get around, they even had an ad running in Paris
which stated that every day 40,000 PC users say YES to Windows WITHOUT
a referendum!

...Meanwhile Datrontech, the memory people, have  worked  out  how  to
stop  the  `Boy Racers' among the sales team...  This is how it works:
Salesman A smacks up car B. It is deemed to  be  his  fault.  He  then
becomes  the proud driver of the company pool car for a month. What is
this fantastic machine?? A second hand SKODA, thats what!!

...Bill Gates is a name you would normally associate with profits, but
were you aware that he has put his name, and 6 million dollars, to the
Stanford university Gates Information Science building which will open
in  1995?   Of course you can have your name up in lights too - anyone
that contributes a few million to The STUNN! Group can have  the  name
of the mag changed to theirs!!!

...He  of  the  hot  air  balloon,  and  indeed the anti-aids balloon,
Richard Branson, is giving thought to expanding Virgin Magnetics  into
the  PC  hardware  world.   This  has got to be good news not only for
shareholders but to the punters too.  Dickie  boy,  (as  he  is  never
called)  will  make oodles of dosh while producing a good product at a
fair price.  How do I know? Well he did alright by me.  Remember  when
he  first  went  public  and  sold  shares?  I invested in a couple of
hundred quids worth, and when prices fell  I  said  to  myself  `never
mind'  (but  not  in  those  words).   Anyway, I got a letter from the
chappie himself, as did all investors so I hear, saying that  he  went
public to allow people to make money and have fun, but as this did not
seem  to be working, would I like to sell my shares back to him at the
price I bought them?

Anyone that does not like people saying what they think may be excused
from reading this paragraph, but yer old Uncle Dave is LIVID. We  were
approached by a certain magazine who we will not name, but to give you
a  clue,  the  words Computer and Shopper appear in the title. We were
asked if we would like to furnish some information  on  STUNN!  for  a
feature.   Me  an  Uncle Paul worked our sox off putting together some
impressive words that explained what STUNN! was all  about,  where  we
started  etc.  (Did  you  know  that WE were the forerunners of PD and
charity licenseware in this country?) We sent them copies of the mags,
we made oodles of telephone calls and worked hard to let everyone know
that the ONLY  multi-format  disk  mag  was  absolutely  FREE!   Quite
frankly  the  resulting article was CRAP. They misquoted one part, and
did not do us justice at all! What a waste of time.  In fact  for  the
time  and  money  spent we could have had an ad in a magazine that has
more editorial than adverts! If you want a good  value  for  money  PC
mag, get Practical PC at only 75p!!!

Did  you  know  that  the  STUNN! group plan to expand into the Visual
Media market? Well you do now. Coming to a video near you soon will be
the STUNN! HOW TO.... series of videos for around a tenner. There will
be such things as how to install and use  some  of  the  most  popular
Shareware,  how  to install an extra disk drive and how to set up your
brand new PC amongst other things.  Is there something YOU would  like
to  see  covered  in  the  series?  The most important thing about the
STUNN! group is that it LISTENS TO PEOPLE!!

Anyway, I ain't got the time to sit round gossipping to you lot, I got
things to do I have, tea to drink,  chips  to  eat  and  there's  this
groovy card game for Windows that I want to play......



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