/-/ OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO SHOW UP AT THE SCENE-PARTY '96! \-\ $$$ $$, $$ $ $$$$$$$$_.. .$, $$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$. $$$$ $$$ %$$ $$$$$$$$% .:$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$$ .$$$$$.$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$ $$$ $$$$$$' $$ $$ $$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$: $$$$$$$$$$ $$.$$ $$$$ $.$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$ $$ $$$$$ $$$$$.. $$$$$$ $$$$% $$ $$ $$$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$$ :$$$$ $$$$ $$ $$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$' $ '%$ ,$$$$$$$ $$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $ $$$ $$$$ $$$ $$; $$$$ $$; $$ $$ $$$$% $$$ $$$$ $' $ .$$$$$$$$$$.$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$ $$ $$ $.$' $$$% %$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;$$$$$$$ $$$$ $ $$ $ù $$$ : $$ $$' . $$ : : " A Subdevision of the allmighty ... " . . . . .sS$$^$$Ss. $$Ss. .,sS$$ .,sS$ .sS$$^$$Ss. .,sS$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ . $$$$$s$$$$$ $$$$$s$ı^^^~ $ıø^. $$$$$s$$$$$ $$$$$ .,sS$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$ı $$$$$s .,sS$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ .ssssı $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$s$$$Sı `^^^^ $$ıø^ $$$$S $$ıø^ $$ıø^ `^^^^ $$ıø^ $$ıø^^~ ı `^^^ ı ı ı ı f O R C E __ __ >>-----------------------------------------------------------------------<< // ... T.h.e. U.s.a.g.e O.f. S.m.i.l.e.y.s ... \\ ^>--------------------------------------------------------------------------<^ ======================== [1.0] Preface, fuck it! ======================== YO, guyz and sorry about the huge leap between our relz, but we only make relz when we feel the urge to create one, if ya can't handle it, piss off! I wanna tell the former Ministry-members to get into action or they will all be kicked!! No more mercy, guyz! For the ones who missed the previous relz, it's named MIN-KILL.ZIP (author: Hitcher), there are two versions floating around in cyberspace :), there is another version who was edited by me and include some other cewl methods to commit suicide... Anyhow, thiz relz doesn't has the prefix AXF-*.* (Iron Eagle, thousand times sorry!) all the next relz will have the prefix AXF-*.*!!! So, stay tuned, coz 4 (at least) new relz will come to hunt you down... ============================ [2.0] Tha standard smileys! ============================ :-) -- A smiling person, he's happy. :-)) or :-D -- A smiling person, he's extremely happy. :-( -- A sad person... }:-( -- Man, Am I pissed off!!!! :-(( -- A depressed unhappy person. :-Q -- Depends in which relation you use it, this could mean that you're laughing with your tongue hanging out of your mouth or it could mean that you disgust from something... :-/ -- Hmmm, a bit confused, a bit of unbelief is senced. :-> -- Lame laughing. :-< -- Lame crying... 8-) -- Whatdaya think of my glasses? Cool, not? 8-J -- I'm a scuba-diver! ::: -- I'm having an ACNE problem :o) -- Geez, stupid nose! :-ø -- Kissing smiley! :) :-O -- A smiley looks in disgust. :-| -- I'm stunned. |-) -- Geez, i'm like a morron, ya know... ø:-) -- Don't panic, I'm a doctor! ======================= [3.0] Tha fun smileys! ======================= @:-D -- I'm tha singin' Elvis Presley! =:-) -- Check out my cool hair... &:-) -- Geez, I should comb my hair now... It's all messed up. #:-) -- I'm a nigger... (:-) -- A bold person (Golden Fredje) !:-) -- I'm having '70s styled hair! õ:-) -- Nice curls in your hair man! (used for a girl). -:-) -- Weeih, weeih... I'm a new born baby... X:-) -- I'm an aboriginal. *<:-) -- Santa Claus is here!!! ':-) -- Nice curl in my hair ":-) -- Hey, aren't you Kuifje? =:+) -- I'm drunk :-}) -- I'm having this great moustache, you know. :-@ -- Yuck! :-õ -- Hey, isn't this our 'Op de Koop Toe'-guy? yep :) ========================== [4.0] Abbrevs and such... ========================== TTYL -- Talk to ya later CYA -- See ya RTFM -- Read the fucking manual IMHO -- In my hubmle opinion IOU -- I owe you GRTZ -- Greetings ROFL -- Rolling on the floor laughing ** These abbrevs are most used on Compuserve-channels, since I'm not that CServer kinda guy, I don't like their way of expressing their feelings so I don't give a fuck... There are REALLY hundreds & hundreds of smileys/combinations/abbrevs/... but I think these are the most common... ==================== [5.0] Lame stuff... ==================== Stay tuned for more relz to hit yar brains! After a nize relz w're workin on, the scene will definitely relive, coz now it's pretty dead... Check uz out! Owki, here're the greetz to the following mortals; Tha Hitcher Cicero, Highbrid (forgot your weed man!), Rot, Hacker, Psycho (sorry!), Rot Lancelot (the two booze-dudes :)), Grandpa, Docta Frequency (long time no see man!), The PhoeniX (respect man!), Waxweazel, ... I definitely forgot some other dudz, but that's allright coz I give my greetz to everyone on thiz stinkin' earth... Ohyeah, Ren & Stimpy rule! =:-) /-/ OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO SHOW UP AT THE SCENE-PARTY '96! \-\ Cya D-Fense (Axf^Min)